The out of context quotes thread
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Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
The Russian politician visited the American politician's home and asked "How did you pay for this house?"
The American pointed over his shoulder. "You see that bridge over there? They gave me $55 million to build it. I built it for $50 million and funneled the rest to my bank account."
The American politician visited the Russian politician's home and asked "How did you pay for this house?"
The Russian pointed over his shoulder. "You see that bridge over there?"
"No."
The Russian smiled. "Me neither."
The American pointed over his shoulder. "You see that bridge over there? They gave me $55 million to build it. I built it for $50 million and funneled the rest to my bank account."
The American politician visited the Russian politician's home and asked "How did you pay for this house?"
The Russian pointed over his shoulder. "You see that bridge over there?"
"No."
The Russian smiled. "Me neither."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Why are you wearing each other’s clothes?”
“Uh uh uh, Beaker. If it happens after hours, we don’t owe them an explanation.”
“Ohhhhhhh….”
“Uh uh uh, Beaker. If it happens after hours, we don’t owe them an explanation.”
“Ohhhhhhh….”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“So uh this Bratz movie is about space potato babies who left their planet because they don’t want to work anymore and think that they’ll get the royal treatment if they look like babies and that Gran is an assigned slave.”
Yukari Yakumo
Countless Violet Clouds
“A book has been taken. A book has been taken? You summoned the Watch because someone's taken a book? You think that's worse than murder?"
The Librarian gave him the kind of look other people would reserve for people who said things like "What's so bad about genocide?”
The Librarian gave him the kind of look other people would reserve for people who said things like "What's so bad about genocide?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Can I make my wish? This is so gross! I wanna go home. This place is so much worse than the other two schools somehow.”
*Doubt it*
“Oh my sweet child, you’ve had that power all along! All you need to do is say ‘There’s no place like home’ three times.”
“Oh cool! There’s no place like home! There’s no place like home! There’s no place like-“
*Large dollhouse suddenly appears and crushes Cindy*
“HEHEHEHEHEHE! Looks like she was more of a witch than me! Hehehehe!”
*Doubt it*
“Oh my sweet child, you’ve had that power all along! All you need to do is say ‘There’s no place like home’ three times.”
“Oh cool! There’s no place like home! There’s no place like home! There’s no place like-“
*Large dollhouse suddenly appears and crushes Cindy*
“HEHEHEHEHEHE! Looks like she was more of a witch than me! Hehehehe!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Wanna be Little Red Riding Hood*
“Wow that is kinda messed up!”
*It is?*
“Yeah. My grandma was actually eaten by wolves. It was really messed up.”
*Oh I’m sor-*
“How she cut me out of the will! I’m still mad that greedy old wench left me with nothing!”
*So is that a “no?”*
“Unless you know a really good estate attorney, it’s a no.”
“Wow that is kinda messed up!”
*It is?*
“Yeah. My grandma was actually eaten by wolves. It was really messed up.”
*Oh I’m sor-*
“How she cut me out of the will! I’m still mad that greedy old wench left me with nothing!”
*So is that a “no?”*
“Unless you know a really good estate attorney, it’s a no.”
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ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"I'm facing a terrible predicament, Captain."
"What's that, Steve—"
"**** JOKE."
"What's that, Steve—"
"**** JOKE."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Nugget sees that Grandma also has a big claw. Nugget has just had his claw cured.”
“All the better to hug you like your parents never did, my dear.”
“All the better to hug you like your parents never did, my dear.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"You keep beepin' and boopin' me, and I'm gonna beep-beep a garbage truck into your girlfriend's face! Make her more attractive."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Leave her alone! DIE YOU NASTY WOLF!”
“Okay, show’s over. I really wasn’t going to actually hurt the little creature. I mean I want to but I’m not…”
*Davey swings the large fire axe and plants it into Ms Applegate’s face and she falls down backwards*
“Oh my! How tragic! I was only hopin’
To put on a show! Not split her head open!”
“Okay, show’s over. I really wasn’t going to actually hurt the little creature. I mean I want to but I’m not…”
*Davey swings the large fire axe and plants it into Ms Applegate’s face and she falls down backwards*
“Oh my! How tragic! I was only hopin’
To put on a show! Not split her head open!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"I simply need to make someone marry me so that I can teach them the ways of the guitar for three hours."
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