The out of context quotes thread

[BakaRina]

"Where are the kids?"
"They're playing hide-and-seek."
"Where?"
"I don't think that's how it works."

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

The Russian politician visited the American politician's home and asked "How did you pay for this house?"
The American pointed over his shoulder. "You see that bridge over there? They gave me $55 million to build it. I built it for $50 million and funneled the rest to my bank account."
The American politician visited the Russian politician's home and asked "How did you pay for this house?"
The Russian pointed over his shoulder. "You see that bridge over there?"
"No."
The Russian smiled. "Me neither."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Why are you wearing each other’s clothes?”
“Uh uh uh, Beaker. If it happens after hours, we don’t owe them an explanation.”
“Ohhhhhhh….”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“So uh this Bratz movie is about space potato babies who left their planet because they don’t want to work anymore and think that they’ll get the royal treatment if they look like babies and that Gran is an assigned slave.”