The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“This is what I think of your music!”
*Tim starts making a racket with a theremin while holding a vibrating egg that is progressively getting worse to listen to*
“Stop it! Stop doing that, you idiot!”
*Tim increases his movements’ intensity to the point the Guinea pig starts screaming*
“STOP MAKING THAT NOISE!!!!!!!”
*Tim continues to make the horrible sounds. The Guinea pig continues to scream in pain when it suddenly explodes into a pile of fluff, horrifying Tim and Jade*
“FOR BLEEP’S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I didn’t know that would happen….”

 

[Bruscoe]

“Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?”
“You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.”
“One more crack like that and you're out of here!”
“No, please! I have three kids!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“That was quite a load
To have to explode.
What a lovely lass.
I had to blow up her [butt]!
And now I must hit the road!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Do you have problems putting your words in a colostomy bag?”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Helga! Stop eating your fringe!”
“You shouldn’t have made out of bacon.”