The out of context quotes thread
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“Max said that volcanos were cool and you were stupid for wanting to stop it and when I told him to shut up he pulled out a gun and shot at me.”
“Nuh-uh! Sam started it!”
“Nuh-uh! Sam started it!”
"Does might make right?"
"It might."
"He's right."
"It might."
"He's right."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I hope you’re happy!”
“I didn’t think that I’d be this happy.”
“I didn’t think that I’d be this happy.”
"They'll be serving ice cream in hell before I let that happen."
QueenCobra
drinking jars of dinosaur mayonnaise
“I have five cats; three are ghosts.”
—my little cousin
—my little cousin
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ZeldaCrossing64
"My body lie, but still I roam"
"Slash isn't real. He's a made-up person that represents care and giving, and people dress up like him and lie to their kids."
"Slash is make-believe?"
"Here, look for yourself. He's based on the fable of a Dutch saint named Vunter Slash."
"Vunter Slash?"
"What?"
"But then... Who played at my 8th birthday party?"
"One of our parents."
"But then... Who was the guitar player for Guns N' Roses?!"
"One of our parents."
"Slash is make-believe?"
"Here, look for yourself. He's based on the fable of a Dutch saint named Vunter Slash."
"Vunter Slash?"
"What?"
"But then... Who played at my 8th birthday party?"
"One of our parents."
"But then... Who was the guitar player for Guns N' Roses?!"
"One of our parents."
QueenCobra
drinking jars of dinosaur mayonnaise
“I’m not dumb! I just like nice things that make me happy! At least I don’t want to fight and be mean all the time like some people!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“What’s wrong with Teacher? Nugget saw her running by him looking sad.”
*She snapped*
“So Nugget isn’t the craziest person in the school anymore?”
*Apparently not*
“This pleases Nugget! Nugget will wear his new badge of sanity with honor.”
*She snapped*
“So Nugget isn’t the craziest person in the school anymore?”
*Apparently not*
“This pleases Nugget! Nugget will wear his new badge of sanity with honor.”
Ravenkitty22
L-l-l-l-legendary
“He looks like a Mexican Aaron Burr with a longer chin.”
ZeldaCrossing64
"My body lie, but still I roam"
"Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“What can Nugget do for large Teacher Lady?”
“I need some of your hair. Give me some now!”
“No! Large Teacher Lady cannot have any of Nugget’s hair. He requires all of it.”
“I need some of your hair. Give me some now!”
“No! Large Teacher Lady cannot have any of Nugget’s hair. He requires all of it.”
xSuperMario64x
"I'm forever yours... faithfully" 💙💜
"um, Donald Trump just **** himself" -poofesure
Ravenkitty22
L-l-l-l-legendary
“I can’t tell if I love the feeling of a necklace on my skin right now or I hate it.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“This is Billy’s body. His head was removed without his consent.”
xSuperMario64x
"I'm forever yours... faithfully" 💙💜
"in hindsight, the human brain is not very good at distinguishing between what actually happened, what was in a dream, what was in Mario 64, versus what was in the Dungeons & Dragons campaign that you played." - Any Austin
QueenCobra
drinking jars of dinosaur mayonnaise
“Look at how soft my man is!”
xSuperMario64x
"I'm forever yours... faithfully" 💙💜
"he has the aura of a watermelon" - Any Austin
QueenCobra
drinking jars of dinosaur mayonnaise
“I’ll get some sticks and stones and break your bones!”
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