*Yellow Guy shows his battery compartment which have extremely corroded and leaking batteries*
“Ugh!”
“They reek!”
“Umm when was the last time you changed your batteries?”
“Change them? Into what?”
"Oh, look! A free kitty! How much does he cost?"
"A dollar!"
"Aw, rats! I don't have a dollar. I only have ten bucks!"
"Hey! You're in luck! He's on sale today for ten bucks!"
“Get him, Hagrid!”
*Puppet Hagrid swings his large club and hits Puppet Dumbledore. He is unharmed and a metal thud is heard*
“Oh. Trying to take a whack at the ol’ headmaster, are you?”
“Oh my god! He’s an android!”
“Huh? Wha?!”
“It’s true. I’m an android. A gay android.”
*Dramatic soap music plays before curtains close on the stage*
Cyril, you reek.
No, I... ( sniffs ) Is that shepherd's pie? And banana pudding. Damn it. Did you fart in my stasis pod again? Why, I oughta...
You oughta wash off that 'nana puddin'
*Starts slapping each other.*
Stop touching me! You stink!
*Billy is visibly stuck in a gingerbread house when a gingerbread man and woman approach him*
“Ooooh! This one has three baths and two beds!”
*Billy suddenly pops out of the gingerbread house and eats the gingerbread people whole*
*A female horse is dangling in the air over a volcano while a male horse is trying to lift her up*
“Don’t let go, Tiermo!”
“I can’t hold on anymore! I don’t got any thumbs!”
*Female horse slips and falls down screaming as a to be continued message is displayed*
*Purple female horse with a curly updo is talking to a sad looking male horse with a mustache and wearing a sombrero on his head*
“Oh Pierre, I’m afraid I don’t got much time for tomorrow they’re sending me to the glue factory….”
"Man. Lopez and Sheila have been spending a lot of time together."
"I don't like it. He's not good enough for my Sheila."
"They seem happy together."
"He is a bad influence, and he is taking advantage of her because she is young and naive. And delicate."
"Delicate? She weighs like two hundred tons dude."
"She is a precious flower!"
*Dilbert talking to a large pile of supplies and a tape recorder that is playing a message*
“Am I really that predictable?”
*Dilbert’s Mom on the tape*
“Yes, dear, you really are that predictable.”
"Haha, that's what she said."
"Wait a minute... would that be what she said, he said, or they said?" *all of a sudden a malevolent spirit appears*
"The answer is D, none of the above... for it is what I SAID."
"Who the heck are you?"
"It is I, I who slayed Agathor, I who freed the ancient dragons from their sleep, I who came up with the idea to offer the 4 for $4 menu at Denny's!"
"OH GOSH, IT'S YOU!"
"That's right, and now, because of your stupid joke, I am going to wipe the slate clean using my ultimate move." *All of a sudden the San Jose Sharks goal theme plays and a bunch of sharks materialize out of nowhere and begin eating people*
"Everyone, run!!!"
"Hey, are those actual sharks in that tank?" *As chaos ensues a random announcer voice sounds out*
"SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKSSSS!!!"
"It's very simple: We'll use a Flea Flicker Maneuver, followed by a Running Gun Two-by-Two Approach. Tactical Ops will be- Aww who am I kidding?! Grif, Donut, just stand in the way of their bullets while me and Simmons 2.0 sneak around back to grab Lopez." "Cool! Sounds like a plan!" "No it doesn't! How about this time we try something that doesn't involve ME being shot at or run over?!" "Would electrified be okay?" "NO!!!" "Well, I'm out of ideas."
"So you want me to help ya bust Dog Man out of jail? That's illegal! That's dangerous! That's irresponsible! It goes against every law I've sworn to uphold!!! Let's do it!!!"
