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The out of context quotes thread
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QueenCobra
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“What is the biggest obstacle that celebrity couples face?”
“Could be the Mafia. Scientologists. Could be a billionaire, a friend that you threatened to sue.”
“Punxsutawney Dr. Phil, that doesn’t make any sense!”
“I am a mental health professional.”
“Could be the Mafia. Scientologists. Could be a billionaire, a friend that you threatened to sue.”
“Punxsutawney Dr. Phil, that doesn’t make any sense!”
“I am a mental health professional.”
QueenCobra
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“Hey dudes, if you want warm nuts all over your face, there's only one choice: our Chick-Fil-A hot fudge sundae!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Where did you get crack?”
“From Black’s.”
“What?!”
“Black’s Hardware. There’s a white guy in the back selling it.”
“From Black’s.”
“What?!”
“Black’s Hardware. There’s a white guy in the back selling it.”
QueenCobra
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“Roses are red, violets are blue…with God as my witness, I will kill you.”
—Punxsutawney Dr. Phil, Conan
—Punxsutawney Dr. Phil, Conan
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“ARE YOU EATING?! YOU SAID WE HAD TO WAIT FOR FATHER AND TINY TIM TO COME HOME!”
“I wasn’t eating. I was just tasting it. And don’t shout, Belinda.”
“I’m Bettina!”
“I’m Belinda!”
“Right. Now go sit down at the table, Belinda.”
“Bettina!”
*Miss Piggy breaks the fourth wall by staring at the viewer looking annoyed*
“Whatever.”
“I wasn’t eating. I was just tasting it. And don’t shout, Belinda.”
“I’m Bettina!”
“I’m Belinda!”
“Right. Now go sit down at the table, Belinda.”
“Bettina!”
*Miss Piggy breaks the fourth wall by staring at the viewer looking annoyed*
“Whatever.”
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God, he eats like a pig.
I don’t know. Pigs tend to chew. I’d say he eats more like a duck.
I’ve never seen him do any work around here. What is his job?
Safety inspector.
That irresponsible oaf? A man who, by all rights, should have been killed dozens of times by now?
316 times, by my count.
I don’t know. Pigs tend to chew. I’d say he eats more like a duck.
I’ve never seen him do any work around here. What is his job?
Safety inspector.
That irresponsible oaf? A man who, by all rights, should have been killed dozens of times by now?
316 times, by my count.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*A Tour Guide Rat leading a group of Tourist Rats on screen in the middle of scene where Miss Piggy and Kermit are talking*
“And here we have a photo opportunity you do not wanna miss! The actual location of the jungle seen in the movie Muppet Treasure Island.”
*Tourist Rats talk excitedly among themselves about the site*
“And here we have a photo opportunity you do not wanna miss! The actual location of the jungle seen in the movie Muppet Treasure Island.”
*Tourist Rats talk excitedly among themselves about the site*
