The out of context quotes thread

[Yoshi155]

Don’t listen to that crackpot!

But I’m agreeing with you!

I’ll make you eat those words, you moron!

 

[QueenCobra]

“You chose books; I chose looks.”

 

[Suguri]

Hey Katy, I heard you started a band.

Uh-huh, it's a great band!

Can't we help?

Yeah. We'd love to help!

Hmm, it'd be nice if Sunny could design our costumes. PaRappa, you can help us carry the equipment, buy snacks, and give us foot massages.

Sure... like always. What about you, PJ?

I'll have a chocolate frosty and a cherry pie.

No, no, no, I'm talking about Katy's live show, what're you gonna do?

Oh, then I'll have 6 chocolate frosties and a large cherry pie.

 

[Yoshi155]

Come on, Bender! Your grandmother could push harder than that!

No crap! My grandmother was a bulldozer!

 

[Yoshi155]

Bender to crew. I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion… hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal a- *explosion*

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I'm wearing Scooby-Doo underwear right now, how intimidating is that?"

Bender to crew. I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion… hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal a- *explosion*

Best Futurama quote ever.

 

[QueenCobra]

“Should she suffer? Alright, clap if you think she should suffer.”

 

[Suguri]

Hi, rockers. Welcome to, "You can look like you're playing the guitar even though you're not that good". Last week, we studied that proper headbanging should be done at less than 49 degrees. This week, we will study chicken walking. It gives us rockers a great influence on playing style...

 

[Yoshi155]

I feel great, and I owe it all to Calculon. His visit really inspired me. I finally know what I want to be when I grow up.

You want to costar in his TV show? Like that time you already did that?

No. I’m gonna be a stalker!

That’s not really a career. More of a felony.

 

[junebuggy.99]

"up and down, up and down. slide-kick all around. goombas making Swanky go a little cuckoo-crazy."

 

[Yoshi155]

Sir, your derangement is impressive. I’m appointing you my official stalker.

You shan’t be disappointed.

 

[SkyKnight03]

"You can't get 'em all, Josey".

"That's a fact".

"How come you're doing this then"?

"Because I ain't got nothin' better to do".

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"They can't kill me because there ams little goofball *****s depending on me to play a billion more notes on the guitar!"

"Yeah, and they can't kill me neither because I got a million little goofball *****s who depend . . ."

"You know what? Go ahead and kill me."

 

[Yoshi155]

I can’t take it, Leela. I need to go away. Far away, forever.

Aww, I know how you feel, Fry. There are times when I also feel like you need to go away.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Geminis will be eliminated entirely."

 

[Mr.Fox]

'So, in 1966, a brave young man named Seymour Skinner enlisted and shipped out to Vietnam where he rose to become platoon sergeant. Ralph?'
'Principal Skinner is an old man that lives at the school. Lisa?'
'Sergeant Skinner was a hero. He risked capture many times behind enemy lines.'
'Teacher told me to go to principal Skinner's office when I was dirty.'

 

[Yoshi155]

Look in the sky!

It’s a bird!

It’s a plane!

I am so out of here! *the superhero flies away*

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Ohh, I get it! This entire sketch is a metaphor for shoes!"

"Yeah, Wakko. Because America has too much high-capacity shoe violence."

 

[Suguri]

*PaRappa and PJ Berri are playing güiros*

Wai-wai-wait a minute! That doesn't sound like "rock 'n roll"!

'Cause you played it funny. Now it's my turn!

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Enough of this scuttlebutt!"

"Hehe! He said scuttle."