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The out of context quotes thread

*Old woman is hurling potted plants at Officers Dangle and Jones from the roof of an old apartment and screaming at them*
“YOU SOBS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!”
*Dangle speaks from a megaphone while Jones is holding a police shield*
“Ma’am, you need to calm down and come down from there. You’ve been given an eviction notice.”
“I’M NOT LEAVING!”
*More potted plants are thrown*
“Eventually you’re going to run out plants.”
“BITE ME!”
“Oh that is it!”
*Dangle picks up a brick off the ground and hurls it at the old woman and it hits her and she loses her balance and falls face down on top of a parked car and sets off the car alarm*
“Oh no. Run! Run away now!”
 
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