The Internet's Worst Advice Column

[Midoriya]

Put some fries in a bowl and stir them.

How to eat icecream?

 

[sigh]

grab the ice cream with your hand and bite into the cone first

how to deal with super hot weather?

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Buy a water gun and shoot the sun

How do i drive a car

 

[Clock]

Play Mario kart or any other racing game
How do I make ice cream?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Point a gun at a cow to make them produce milk and use it to make ice cream.

How do I make pizza?

 

[Cutesy]

put some ketchup and cheese on a slice of bread

what should i buy at the supermarket?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Buy those chocolate bars you see just before the checkout area. Be sure to stock up on those!

How do I drive a shopping cart?

 

[Enxssi]

Using the road, push your shopping cart while you run. Drive safely! Make sure to watch out for traffic.
how to use spoon?

 

[Kurb]

Roll a DnD dice and see what happens.
guys it’s too hot in my room what do i do

 

[Clock]

Buy alot of freezers and open their door in your room for cold air.
How do I bake a cake?

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Buy a cake at the store and chuck that bad boy into the oven

How do i fix a cracked screen?

 

[Strawberry ink]

You use your favourite bottle of elmors glue and smear it on your screen, then put a piece of paper on the screen and you an draw on that.

How to draw

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Steal an artist’s hard work and claim it as yours

How do i pet a dog?

 

[Clock]

Easy, just put your hand on it as hard as you can go.
How do I ride a motorcyle?

 

[Pinkshade]

You throw it as hard as you can until it starts to roll on it’s own and then you have to run next to it while yelling words of encouragement.

How do I fix my sink

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Smash your sink using a hammer.

How do stop Link from breaking my personal belongings?

 

[Cutesy]

put everything you own into pots, so he breaks the pots but your stuff inside is fine
how do i drink water?

 

[Xara]

cut your tongue out, dip it in water and then reattach it

how do i lose weight?

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Chop it all off, if it hurts just remember that pain is a weakness that is leaving the body

How do i cook a steak

 

[Clock]

Throw it on fire
How do I clean a counter