The Internet's Worst Advice Column

[Shellzilla_515]

Use scissors without the use of mirrors.

How do I do a wheelie on a motorcycle?

 

[Clock]

Put it on max speed
How do I fix a broken pipe?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Call Mario to have him move through the pipes. How can I make a smoothie.

 

[Cutesy]

throw some frozen fruit and milk in a cup and mix them together with your hands

how do i get rid of a headache?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Hit your head against the wall until unconscious. How do I make a pillow?

 

[Clock]

Steal feathers from a bird or get cotton and stuff it into a bag, the better the fabric, the better comfort.
How can I make a ladder?

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Ladder? Just climb the wall yourself coward

How do i use chopsticks?

 

[Clock]

Just poke the food with it, if you are daring enough and unsure how to use it. Just like a single pronged fork.
How do I write an essay?

 

[Lothitine]

Just say therefore like 70 times

how do I get boomerang to come back

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Yell at it. How do I put out a fire?

 

[Lothitine]

Carbon dioxide
How do I put out a water

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Use fire to put it out. How do I wheelie a car?

 

[Midoriya]

Drive the car off a pier into the ocean.

How do I save time when working?

 

[Lothitine]

Throw th clock away
How 2 get revenge

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Ask Incineroar for help. How can I effectively use public transit?

 

[Lothitine]

Dont
How 2 make grilled cheese

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Put it on a sidewalk on a very hot day. How to eat food?

 

[Midoriya]

Stuff your face in it like Scooby Doo

How to pour a glass of water

 

[Lothitine]

Dribk out of da tap like th kool kidz
How to exist

 

[Clock]

Stand out really good and be an attention seeker
How to make stir fry?