The Internet's Worst Advice Column

[Midoriya]

Jump into shark-infested waters in order to cool off.

How do I stop loving my signature?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Break up with it.

How do I make bbq food?

 

[Beanz]

bbq stands for baby bacon quesadillas
in order to make bbq you must obtain the items on the list which means you have to kidnap a baby and buy bacon. THEN you have to roast them over an open flame, fold it into the tortilla and there you have a bbq. ENJOY

how can i get a life time supply of Hi-C? (it’s fruit punch)

 

[King koopa]

Steal it from Walmart.

How do I make money fast?

 

[Violet Witch]

By robbing a bank without a disguise or a plan, just go with the flow and hope for the best.

How do I deal with going back to work tomorrow?

 

[Millysaurusrexjr]

Deal with going to work after the work day is over.

What is the best way to warm up my hands?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Place your hands in the oven. Your hands will be more than warm!

How do I organize my clothes?

 

[Midoriya]

Organize your clothes into a marching band. Have them each play an instrument and give off a five star concert performance at a live event. The attendees will love your music and also be non-existent because they’re too creeped out by the possessed clothes. That is how you organize your clothes.

How do I make less posts?

 

[Stikki]

Just stfu, it's not hard.

How do I get red wine stains out of a white carpet?

 

[BluebearL]

You stain the rest of the carpet with red wine, that way no one will ever know!

How do I survive the rest of the cold winter?

 

[Violet Witch]

Go for a walk naked on a particular cold day, your body will acclimatise to the cold and you might be lucky and gain frostbite as a momentum from your naked walk.

How do I deal with roughly six more weeks of summer?

 

[Stikki]

Suck it up, buttercup!

How do you even deal with humidity?

 

[. Rarity .]

I recommend locking yourself in the basement, playing a game, and avoiding first world problems. Oh, and remember to bring a life time supply of cheetos, and creamsoda. You'll be happy in no time

How do I get addicted to movies

 

[Aneesh1729]

Watch this playlist of movies:https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5NQayfpRDO9BbW90oYlmYetNm49G8z3I

There is an infinite line of infinitely long buses outside of my dorm, what should i do

 

[princess.looking.for.frog]

go jump on em subway surfer style

my fridge has started to open by itself and milk falls out

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Call Ghostbusters idk.

How do I come up with a good clickbait title?

 

[Flyffel]

Copy the title of the last article you clicked on.

How can I convince everyone that only saunas that are heated with wood are good?

 

[Orius]

Apply morning wood to your saunas daily.

How do I come up with a bad question?

 

[tessa grace]

You seem pretty good at it already.

Why do I get mosquitoes in my room at 3am?

 

[TillyGoesMeow]

you need to light several candles while you sleep to ward them off!

How can I get a good night's sleep?