Lyrical Limericks

[corlee1289]

There once was a snowman named Frosty
Who was a jolly and happy, he
But out came the sun
And now he is done
He’ll be back once there’s more snow, you see!

 

[QueenCobra]

Mice rustle through the silent night,
As tinsel shines in amber light.
They pass gleaming trees
Gnawing ice-cold cheese,
Before the big cat’s eyes flash bright.

 

[LadyDestani]

‘Tis the season for Toy Day cheer!
Villagers gather, far and near.
On the plaza they mingle,
But wait! Where’s our pal, Jingle?
Oops! He slipped and fell on his rear!​

 

[Millysaurusrexjr]

Snow gathers on an empty campus,
No one's learning about a grampus.
Studies have come to a halt,
Except for one Christmas cult..
The young folk are summoning Krampus!​

 

[Foreverfox]

As I watch the snow fall at night
I know the next day will be white
All I hope is to see
Nightmare eggs under tree
And then I know all will be right

 

[Groovycat64]

As the special day draws near
On the streets, the children will cheer
"It's almost Christmas!" some exclaim
"It's only seven nights away!"
While parents say "No peeking yet, my dear!"

 

[S.J.]

The yearly bauble catastrophe

Every year, it’s the same madness
Isabelle, causes me sadness
Chopping wood fills me with dread
Baubles hit me on the head
When the lights are gone, there’s gladness

*I've done 8,8,7,7,8 however depending on which syllable counter you use, Isabelle can come up as both three or four syllables.

 

[Snowesque]

Lights, tinsel, trees, ceramic,
it has the same dynamic.
Consume until it is gone,
until nothing is withdrawn.
Why care for the organic?

 

[Imbri]

There once was a lion from Deilf
Who thought only about himself
But the holiday season
Has given him a reason
To turn into Santa's best elf!

 

[JemAC]

As the seasons come and go
Raindrops fall and flowers grow
Keeping warm from the cold
By the fire, stories told
While outside it starts to snow

 

[LoserMom]

As the winter snow is falling
And the children’s snores are calling
With a sleigh full of toys
Hearts are filled with such joy
Through the night Santa is hauling

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

@Kaiaa When is this due? I apologize if I just missed it in the text, but I read over it twice and couldn’t find a date haha

 

[Foreverfox]

@Kaiaa When is this due? I apologize if I just missed it in the text, but I read over it twice and couldn’t find a date haha

According to this post (post #5) in the Calendar, Tracker, and Alerts thread, it closes Dec. 24th.

 

[Snek]

Bright ornaments on the tree
Presents all around to see
It's a time of year
For who you hold dear
With you and your family

 

[Flicky]

To the Nook's store I shall go,
To buy perfect gifts I know,
I'll grab ten toys then I'll pay,
Soon it's here, the great Toy Day!
I wave to Nook and, oh NO.

(I know I'm not the only one to forget a gift for someone once before)

 

[seliph]

our presents in pink, red, green, orange, and blue
with christmas lights, and festive candies too
i've missed out on some snow
for how would i have known
toilet paper for wrap battle round two​

 

[Coach]

What colour is this years candy cane?
Choosing which title to try and claim,
Time for holiday trials,
Take your time, might be a while,
"You've been gone ages!" my town exclaim!​

 

[pochy]

awoken by howling and blows
i saw a horizon of snow
but i turned round in my bed
for it was hurting my head
the cruel world’s bright 4 a.m. glow.

(also not sure if world’s is one or two syllables but a website said it’s two)

 

[daringred_]

two friends cuddled up in the warm,
safe inside from the snowy storm.
unknowingly in love,
as stars shine high above,
watching winter start to take form.

​

 

[-Blue-]

I always say I'll be prepared or more prepared for the holidays, but it always just sneaks up on me. So this is dedicated to that.

Christmas day quickly approaches,
My house is full of gross roaches,
Cookies out for Jingle,
Look there, it's Kris Kringle,
On the roof his sleigh encroaches!