Lets make a Story! 8DD

[Vex L'Cour]

Lets see if this'll work!
Essentially what you have to do is continue the story using the post above yours!
Example:
PersonA> Once upon a time, there was a Man on a rock
PersonB> He liked to suck Socks.

You get the idea there, you get to make a sentence and lets see how long we can keep a story going!
Rules:
Nothing dirty now
No flaming
Try to be creative and make it funny!
So I will start this off!!!!

There was once an old Woman on a hill

 

[Lisathegreat!]

A deer came and pushed her down, rolling and screaming

 

[Vex L'Cour]

as she rolled down she fell into a hole

 

[Smash Genesis]

A galactic overlord kidnapped her pet.

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

And so, she and her trusty friend, a crafty rock named Valentino, set out to find her beloved pet.

 

[Nic]

Then she found out her pet was ate by a hungry alligator

 

[SilentHopes]

The alligator began doing the can-can, in happiness.

 

[KaEyes]

He was obviously trying to lose the weight from eating a pet rock.

 

[[Nook]]

The alligator then went to go buy a Weight Watchers book and the women said, "Potato" and George Bush revealed that his father was a Nazi.

 

[Cottonball]

And then a monkey named Remone came out and flang his poop at the alligator

 

[[Nook]]

And the alligator ate it and the monkey turned out to be Micheal Jackson in his new body.

 

[Cottonball]

But then the monkey sheded his skin and turned out to be Elmo

 

[MasterM64]

Elmo then randomly blew up for no apparent reason.

 

[Cottonball]

And Cookie monster ate the remains thinking that they were cookie crumbs

 

[kalinn]

but they were not cookie crumbs, they were cookie bombs.

 

[Cottonball]

And the Cookie monster went ..... . . .. . . . . .

 

[MasterM64]

The Cookie monster suddenly blew to smitherines just like elmo.

 

[[Nook]]

And then the women ate Cookie Monster's cookie crumbs that were in his body when he exploded.

 

[KaEyes]

Then the women were transformed into mini Cookie Monsters, hungry for flesh.

 

[Ren Partycat]

The Surviors from Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 teamed up to kill them all.