Think of a game that you like. Any game. Now, in the worst way possible, describe that game. And try to avoid typical responses, like how Pokemon is glorified dog/rooster fighting, how Mario is an omnicidal maniac, or how Final Fantasy isn't the final fantasy, so on and so forth. And remember: Make sure it's a game you like.
For an example, here's mine.
Roller Coaster Tycoon: You're an omniscient, all seeing god that creates a bunch of lame rides and stalls, overprices everything, and tries to fit it all into a specific time frame so you can earn an imaginary trophy.
This would be a fun game for The Basement section.
If I had to describe Super Monkey Ball 2 in a few words they would be "monkey ball fetish." That's right. The game is about monkeys who feel they are hamsters trapped inside of a monkey body and in order to prove it they roll through dangerous stages trapped in a hamster ball. In the end, they cannot resist their lust for bananas and expose themselves as the monkeys they are by bathing in bananas at the end of the game.
Don't get caught by the many docile 'not Americans' who patrol the hostile lands of 'snow place', or they'll kick you to reveal your human innards! Spoopy!
Use your wit, guile and ability to fit into small square areas as you duck and dive from the likes of 'bird man', 'the bondage guy', 'captain cowboy' and 'Gundam'.
A timeless adventure of a box who has to lather himself in ketchup and make friends with a 30 year old weeaboo with bladder issues, all so he can retire and buy some dogs.
- Metal Gear Solid -
The heartbreaking tale of a guy who's dad is a whale.
An magical hobo wakes up in the middle of a field with no memories and the prince of a high kingdom hires them as their tactician. The hobo is actually a dragon that has issues with himself and manages to get killed by stabbing himself.
"Eighteen years ago, I lost my dear friend Randall" "Quit telling everyone I'm dead" "Sometimes I can still hear his voice" (Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask)
You are a mute person and you have no idea what you look like but WHATEVER lets join a Pok?mon art school and draw anything but Pok?mon using free paint and then share it on miiverse to get either loads of follows or be ignored all together and when you use story mode you can watch this person of the opposite gender fail at drawing Pok?mon and this is a run on sentence but I don't care!
Pok?mon Art Academy in a shellnut.
You are a person that gets strapped into a time machine, possessing the body of someone from the past and making them kill historical figures. However, if you kill innocent people, they force you out of their body and back to your own time
-fat guy runs around jumping and stepping on ****
-you capture weird alien creatures in balls and then have them fight
-a blue thing that runs
-a yellow thing that eats
-two lines and a ball
you are a hot lady running around aimlessly shooting the poor animals just because you can, also you'll end up dying after every 2 steps you make. such fun
