Describe That Game...Poorly

[Jawile]

The Pitt: Go to Pittsburgh and either kidnap or don't kidnap a baby.

 

[Albuns]

You and your friends are exploring the world while on drugs and shrooms.

Earthbound.

 

[Kristen]

You are a bear and a bird fighting your way through an evil lair and unlocking new levels inside the lair by finding jigsaw pieces all to push a witch off the top of her tower to save the bear's sister from having her beauty stolen from the evil witch.

-Banjo-Kazooie

 

[Rasha]

wow nevermind

 

[superheroantics]

Ride around on a horse while a peg-legged pirate tells you to kidnap people from Africa

 

[Bowie]

Five Nights at Freddy's is a game about murderous restaurant mascots.

 

[milkday]

You're a kid who has to save the entire world because the sky is falling and the moon's gone weird. Your room-mate is a butterfly but not

 

[mintellect]

Mario: You're a guy that jumps and gets kisses from a princess.
Animal Crossing: You roam around in a town and give animals shirts and build drilling rigs.
Sonic: This blue guy goes too fast to play the game properly, 0/10 do not recommend
Pac-man: you're a yellow ball that eats ghosts, drugs and fruit.

 

[00jachna]

ur fast

 

[Midoriya]

You and all your friends dress up in Halloween costumes and try to beat the snot out of each other


Super Smash Brothers

 

[GalacticGhost]

.

 

[Kristen]

ur fast

gotta go fast

 

[Contessa]

Furry thieves

 

[ThePayne22]

Ur an angsty teen who dies but not really. Now you gotta use little button pins to beat up frogs, crabs, and stuff.

 

[Cirom]

With the power of friendship, you embark on an epic journey to break down a wall. It takes some hard work and determination, but you eventually get it done. Also there are dogs?