A Million Dollars, BUT

[Clock]

No
Million dollars, but you can not have shoelaces

 

[Seastar]

Oh, sure! I hate shoelaces and already wear shoes without them.

A million dollars but you can't have dessert ever again.

 

[Cutesy]

sure I need more motivation to eat healthier
a million dollars but u can never sleep w a pillow or blanket

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Sleeping bag and stuffed animals it is.

A million dollars but you have to thru-hike the Appalachian Trail

 

[Midoriya]

I’ll take the money and do it.

A million dollars, but you have to live in a space shuttle for one year.

 

[Clock]

If I have stuff that keeps me alive, then yes.
Million dollars but you can no longer use stairs

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

I’ll buy a ranch house.

1 million dollars but you have to spend a month in the woods by yourself with only basic camping supplies.

 

[Lavamaize]

Yes!

1 million but you have to quit Animal Crossing

 

[Seastar]

Nooooooo

A million dollars but you have to eat a bug

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Lobsters counted as bugs for the longest time

1 million dollars but your kitchen is perpetually covered in LEGO

 

[Xara]

c-can i remove the legos? or just,, move out lmao?

a million dollars but donald trump remains president forever

 

[Seastar]

NO THANKS

A million dollars but the world ends in 10 years

 

[Clock]

No please no
Million dollars, but you cannot see your favorite character again

 

[Xara]

i’m crying n O

a million dollars but all your toes fall off

 

[ForeverALoan]

I-I want to say yes but at the same time wtf imagine feet with no toes...

A million dollars but you have to marry the person you hate the most

 

[Seastar]

NOPE You don't even know who that is.

A million dollars but you lose the ability to have emotions.

 

[Clock]

No
Million dollars, but you can only run, not walk

 

[Xara]

n o

a million dollars but you’re trapped with a significant other and friends who only hang out with you because you’re rich

 

[Seastar]

I don't have a significant other and I never will, but no thanks because of those toxic friends

A million dollars but you have to go back to school for 20 more years

 

[Clock]

No thank you
Million dollars, but you have to live on a boat for the rest of your life.