A Million Dollars, BUT

[Xara]

that could be fun!

a million dollars but all your fingernails fall off and they never grow back

 

[Ananas Dragon]

wait the entire fingernail? that could be painful no

a million dollars but when your trying to eat in peace a fly starts buzzing around

 

[Weiss Schnee]

Ew no thanks

A million dollars but everyones eyes look like doll eyes from now on.

 

[Seastar]

That's terrifying! Of course not.

A million dollars but everyone looks like Inklings/Octolings and you are clearly losing your mind.

 

[SmoochsPLH]

Eh sure why not?

A million dollars, but you're haunted by all the bugs you've ever killed.

 

[TheodoreCottontail]

No the guilt would be too much.

A million dollars but you can't brush your teeth for a year.

 

[Clock]

Please no
A million dollars, but you have to work for someone for the rest of your life.

 

[Seastar]

No thanks.

A million dollars, but you have to wear the same outfit for 5 years.

 

[Clock]

No
A million dollars, but you are forced to have roommates

 

[spawnpoint]

Depends on who it is.

A million dollars but you can only get 1 hour of sleep each night

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Sure lol

a million dollars but Splatoon 3 doesn't come out ever

 

[Seastar]

I probably wouldn't realize it until like a decade later, so sure lol.

A million dollars but you have to learn a new language.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

already know decent spanish so f r e n c h
(ok)

a million dollahs but you have to steal something every month, doesn't matter what it is

 

[Mick]

Sure, I'll just start stealing pens from my coworkers or single flowers from my neighbours' gardens

A million dollars but a random country far away floods entirely

 

[Seastar]

No thanks...

A million dollars but your neighbor's house is gone.

 

[Clock]

Eh, I don’t really care, so it’s fine I guess.
A million dollars, but you move to an unpopulated area

 

[Ananas Dragon]

why not? never said i can't move backk

a million dollars but you can't eat cake ever again

 

[Xara]

there’s plenty of other desserts so i think i’ll survive,,,

a million dollars but new horizons never gets another update and everything that’s currently in the game is all that we get

 

[seularin]

i wont be playing nh anytime soon so ill sit here and watch u guys suffer

a million dollars but its monopoly money orz

 

[Seastar]

Pass, that's totally useless.

A million dollars but you have to skip to 20 years in the future.