A Million Dollars, BUT

[Blink.]

Sounds like a nice charity scheme
I wouldn’t mind yeh

a million dollars but you never find a loving partner in life

 

[Seastar]

Sure, I have no plans to get one.

A million dollars but you lose the ability to count.

 

[Blink.]

oh definitely not. i wouldnt be able to count the money nooooooooooo
also aw, i do hope you find a different kind of happiness though c:

A million dollars but you can never look at your own reflection. Like at all. Everytime you try. You can't. Ever.

 

[lieryl]

ill take it ;0

a million dollars but you can only live out of hotels

 

[Blink.]

I'd take it. Prolly won't last long though huh... It'd be fun while it lasts lel.

A million dollars but you can't draw anymore. You lost ability to draw anything.

 

[IonicKarma]

Jokes on you i can't draw anyways

A million Dollars but you lose your sense of taste

 

[lieryl]

i can’t draw to begin with so a million dollars here i come ^^

a million dollars but you will spend the rest of your days obsessed with whether the chicken or the egg came first

 

[SinnerTheCat]

I would take it, another hyperfixation to my collection

A million dollars, but you have a sore throat for the rest of your life.

 

[Seastar]

No thanks.

A million dollars but you can't watch your favorite show anymore.

 

[lieryl]

ill just read the manga ;;

a million dollars but you only walk on your toes for the rest of your life

 

[Blink.]

i'm no ballerina and even they dont walk on their toes forever. nope for me :<

A million dollars but you lose your memory from ages 1-25.

 

[Seastar]

But I'm 25. NOPE.

A million dollars but you can never finish a game again.

 

[lieryl]

god no it would kill me lmao

a million dollars but someone is constantly stalking you

 

[Blink.]

trying yeah. Hopefully i can pay someone to assassinate them?????

A million dollars but you can only use it to buy ice cream.

 

[lieryl]

lifetime of ice cream? sign me upppp

a million dollars but you constantly have baby ducks following you around

 

[SinnerTheCat]

I would!! If I could figure out a way for them not to get in danger of course, but after they grow up, it won't be such a big issue after all ☺

A million dollars, but you're cursed to be late everywhere always.

 

[Blink.]

idk how late but yeah I'd take it. I have money hueh

A million dollars but you have to wear really short shorts for the rest of your life everywhere. especially in the shower.

 

[lieryl]

my body issues could never 0-0

a million dollars but your phone screen will always be badly shattered

 

[Blink.]

does my ipad count as a phone? idk maybe

A million dollars but you're always seeing a shadow following you at the corner of your eye. Every single day.

 

[Clock]

Well, that’s creepy, but no
A million dollars but a trail of cats will follow you and ask for food no matter what.