A Million Dollars, BUT

[Clock]

Nope
A million dollars, but you have to listen to “Friday“ 10 times a day.

 

[Darkesque_]

Nah lol

A million dollars, but darkness will follow you everywhere

 

[seularin]

sure

a million dollars but u can only swim in it

 

[Seastar]

Knowing how wasteful that is would just hurt. Also sounds like Scrooge McDuck.

A million dollars but you can't touch or drink water anymore or you will die.

 

[Clock]

I'm addicted to water so no
A million dollars, but you have to use it all at once.

 

[KatBunny]

No thanks.

A million dollars, but you have a lot of taxes and debt.

 

[Clock]

At least I can pay them off with my prize money
A million dollars but, you can only spend it on candy

 

[Seastar]

No thanks, I'd get sick. I'm kinda addicted to chocolate.

A million dollars, but you turn into a bee.

 

[Blink.]

no :<

A million dollars but no electronics for the rest of your life.

 

[Seastar]

Please no. A lot of the things that make me happy involve those.

A million dollars but you can only spend it on your new puppy you must adopt.

 

[Cutesy]

Yes, puppy deserves it.

A million dollars but you must pack up and move at least 100 miles away from your current home.

 

[Seastar]

Please get me out of this awful house.

A million dollars but you can't win games of any kind for the rest of your life.

 

[LunaRover]

That's rough. But umm yeah i'll try not to be a sore loser

A million dollars but no more memes. except for the 17th of each month (cheat day! orz).

 

[Emzy]

Doesn't sound too hard i guess heh

A million dollars but you have to sit on a traffic cone the rest of your life (don't judge i saw this on a korean variety show LOL)

 

[Cutesy]

uh what LOL no...

A million dollars but you can only eat sweets

 

[Seastar]

That's going to make me sick... please no.

A million dollars but you can't speak/write English anymore.

 

[Clock]

No
A million dollars, but you live on the edge of the cliff.

 

[LuvDolphin]

No
A million dollars, but you live on the edge of the cliff.

No no no no I'm scared of gravity

Million dolla but! You can only eat brussel sprouts

 

[Lightmare]

YES i just ate some roasted brussels sprouts tossed in olive oil and a bunch of seasoning. i LOVE them that way. ppl need to learn how to cook brussel sprouts and not just boil the hell out of them bc obviously that's unappetizing

million dollars but you now have to only learn math for the rest of your life and dedicate your life to it

 

[sigh]

honestly this is awful because i hate math, i've always sucked at math and i still do but for a million dollars i'll attempt

a million dollars but now everyone you see both looks and sounds like shrek for the rest of your life