A Million Dollars, BUT

[NovariusHaze]

Easy money.

A million dollars but a planet killing asteroid will reach earth in 10 years.

 

[Firesquids]

Nah, live there.

A million dollars but you're now deathly allergic to dogs.

 

[Bruscoe]

Oh, heck no. I can't live with that.

Easy money.

I don't think you understand how that game works, buddy. Unless you mean quitting the game after starting, then yeah, you found the loophole.

A million dollars, but you must eat nothing but fast food for a month.

 

[Yoshi155]

My stomach says yes, but my heart says definitely not. So no, unless I stay completely as healthy as I would normally.

A million dollars but you lose your hearing.

 

[ribbitribbon]

omg no way what the heck?? no amount of money is gonna have me take that

a million dollars, but you have to move back in with your parents

 

[Bruscoe]

I already live with my parents because I can't afford to live on my own. HA!

A million dollars, but you have to become the starting quarterback for a college football team.

 

[Croconaw]

I'll do it if I can pick the team.

A million dollars, but you can only eat McDonald's for the next month.

 

[Yoshi155]

Like I said earlier, I would if there's no adverse health effects. McDonald's probably has enough variety to eat for that long.

A million dollars but you have to eat one hundred dollars. It's been specially printed for the occasion.

 

[Bruscoe]

Well, it's only a hundred dollars, so as long as I don't form any digestive problems, I'll do it.

A million dollars, but you have to put ketchup on everything you eat (and I mean EVERYTHING).

 

[Xara]

looks like i’ll only be eating things that taste good with ketchup, then. i accept.

a million dollars, but one of your arms or legs has to be amputated.

 

[Croconaw]

Not a chance.

A million dollars, but you are very allergic to cats and dogs.

 

[Yoshi155]

My neighbor has a cat and a dog, and the cat loves to go in our yard for some reason. Probably not for that reason, even though I don't ever see myself actually ever owning a dog or cat.

A million dollars but you are completely illiterate. You can never learn to read or write in your life, no matter what.

 

[Bruscoe]

i grb mny

A million dollars, but at the same time, one of your family members gets arrested for a crime they didn't commit.

 

[-Blue-]

Do I get to pick the family member? If not then no. If yes, then yes. Got some horrible family who have done enough wrong that it'd make it fine (by me anyway lol)

A million dollars but you must use half to fund/donate some evil corporation.

 

[Croconaw]

Yeah, I’ll donate to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

A million dollars, but it’s all in dimes and you can’t exchange it for bills or put in on a debit card.

 

[Bruscoe]

If they're silver dimes minted before 1965, then yes, I'll gladly get even richer quick.

A million dollars, but you can only drink plain ol' water.

 

[Midoriya]

Ohhh, I don't drink enough water as it is, so that would be amazing. Give me the million!

A million dollars, but you have to keep your profile barren on TBT for the rest of the time you're here. No avatar, no signature, and no collectibles!

 

[Yoshi155]

I'm not a collectible fanatic, but I don't think I would be able to handle having no pfp or signature, especially in events when everyone else has one.

A million dollars but you're constantly on the verge of collapsing and falling asleep right then and there. No matter how much rest you get.

 

[Bruscoe]

That's literally me everyday, yet I've never once collapsed (thankfully). Just send over the mi- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

A million dollars, but before you can get it, you have to present a 5-minute speech to an entire university population without flubbing up.

 

[ribbitribbon]

sure. i’ve spoken in front of large crowds before and uni kids don’t scare me.

a million dollars, but if you accept, once a day at random somebody will always mention that you accepted the money.