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A Million Dollars, BUT

Nope, then I’d basically be in house arrest.

A million dollars but you’re not allowed to use the internet for a year
 
No.

A million dollars but you can no longer eat any kind of pizza.
 
Absolutely not. 🥺

A million dollars but you cannot drink soda for the next two years.
 
you know what… why the hell not. i’ll just never talk again, it’s fine!

a million dollars but you can’t do anything with it. you just have it
 
😂 absolutely

A million dollars, but your left eye twitches every time you think about your favorite thing
 
Um, no.

A million dollars, but you are possessed by a dragon and transform into said dragon at random points in your day for the rest of your now-immortal life, and are forced to burn a random person, child or adult.
 
Yes.

A million dollars, but you have to jump off a cliff and die. You will come back to life after dying, but must do this once every day for eternity.
 
ugh, no. too bright.

A million dollars, but you get reincarnated as one random thing every day.
 
Sure!

A million dollars, but everything you eat tastes the same
 
No, because after a while I’d get mad and stop eating.

A million dollars but you have to move to a country in the opposite hemisphere as yours.
 
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