What are your favorite collectible descriptions?

[Zinnia.]

If you click on a collectible and go to its item page, they sometimes have custom descriptions. I love them, they add a little more charm and character to the collectibles. All the new collectibles from the farewell to new leaf event have them too! Which ones are your favorites?
Mine are from the cyan and blue heart balloons, caustic crystal, weird doll and perfect pear.

 

[CometCatcher]

Love the description for the Bluebird of Happiness Plush. That birb does make me happy!

 

[Croconaw]

I love the Lobo description. It's so relatable. At one point, I had ten Lobo collectibles and that was my lineup for the longest time, before I went completely naked. (Y'know, naked... because I haven't had a lineup since.)

"If it's not one thing, it's another."

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

The ones for the new fruit collectibles are pretty good, I wanna know who wrote them lmfao. Especially the Durian: “A Durian collectible from TBT's Farewell to New Leaf event. You may be fired for eating one in the workplace.”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

I've had this raffle ticket for a few years, and I can't even display it but I just can't bring myself to discard it lol