The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Knock that off, you two. It’s time for church!”
“We’re not going to church today.”
“What?! You give me one good reason!”
“It’s Saturday!”
“Okalee dokily doo!”

 

[Yoshi155]

Halloween is a night for evil. It is time to take what is mine.

What do you plan, Lord Satan?

On Halloween, we shall open the gates of hell… rise up to the Earth… and we will rent out the entire W Hotel for an awesome party, and invite a bunch of celebrities!

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Is my daddy gonna die?"

"We're doing everything we can, but I'm not Jesus Christ."

 

[QueenCobra]

“She's a heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man.”

 

[Yoshi155]

Go ahead, Kyle, do it.

I’m doing it!

No, don’t do it!

What’s the big deal, Kyle? You just look in the mirror and say the name three times.

…Biggie Smalls…

 

[Mr.Fox]

“She's a heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man.”

I’ve never known what was said after ‘love taker’, so thank you lol

‘The Canadian prince now dipping his arms in the pudding…as is tradition. The princess now of course scrapes the pudding off his arms, symbolizing their union. What a glorious day for our country…and indeed, the world.’

 

[QueenCobra]

I’ve never known what was said after ‘love taker’, so thank you lol

‘The Canadian prince now dipping his arms in the pudding…as is tradition. The princess now of course scrapes the pudding off his arms, symbolizing their union. What a glorious day for our country…and indeed, the world.’

It was when Steinbrenner struggled to remember the lyrics on Seinfeld; it’s not the actual song lol.

 

[Mr.Fox]

It was when Steinbrenner struggled to remember the lyrics on Seinfeld; it’s not the actual song lol.

Oh I knew exactly what you meant

 

[Yoshi155]

Butters, we told you to be in bed! What are you doing?

I summoned Biggie Smalls, the hip hop rapper!

…you had a nightmare. Turn around and get back in your room right now!

But, Dad, he’s gonna bust a cap in my ass!

Well, you wanna get shot or you wanna be grounded?

*screams and runs inside*

Honestly, why do you let him watch that darned Black Entertainment Channel?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“*Spits out coffee* This coffee tastes awful!”
“Instead of sugar, we put chalk into your coffee.”
“Most people are chalk deficient, you know?”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Just empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie boy?”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Why would a man marry another man?”
“For security.”

 

[Mr.Fox]

Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza.
Mr. Steinbrenner’s here.
George is dead.
Call me back.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Smoo!”
*Gasps of shock*
“What’d I say?”

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“A cow should not say ‘moo’ anymore. Instead they should be encouraged to speak in complete sentences.”

 

[Yoshi155]

Alright, boys, I know it’s Halloween, but you can’t summon dead rappers in the mirror.

How do you know?

I’m a geologist.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“This is the story of Fluffy. Now Fluffy the cuddly little lizard frolicked through the smiling flowers with his mother singing songs of love and joy.”
“Yeah yeah yeah. Get to the good part!”
“Suddenly Fluffy’s mother collapsed under the impact of two high caliper shells from the Happy Hunter’s gun!”
“Ooooooo!”
“Fluffy was sad. Fluffy was mad. But what could the little lizard do? Luckily his friend Jimmy the Weasel knew a guy who’d whack anybody for fifty bucks.”
“Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“I’m like the Picasso of pee.”

 

[Yoshi155]

Children, children. To honor this special time of year, we’ll be doing a canned food drive. Does anybody know what a canned food drive is?

*Cartman raises his hand*

Yes, Eric?

When they cut up a chick’s stomach to get a baby out.

…no, that’s a cesarean section, Eric, but that’s okay. Remember, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

 

[Mr.Fox]

‘Sir, h…have you had e…e…enough exercise for this morning?’
‘No! Let’s…do another 20 miles.’
*Mr. Burns goes into another room and starts playing pinball*

 

[QueenCobra]

“Who is that big Lurch-looking fella over there? Keep him away from those potato puffs!”

“That’s my bodyguard.”

(me)