Stupidest Quotes Ever?

[moonford]

I am the least racist person.

- Donald Dump...I mean Donald Trump.

Nobody has more respect for women than I do.

- The Dump....I mean The Donald.

Facts are stupid things.

- Ronald Reegan (He meant to say stubborn things but still pretty dumb that he got that quote wrong, lol)

Is south America in America?

- Some idiot in my geography class years ago.

no such thing as global warming

- Glenn Beck

Did you know that dolphins are mammals?

- My mums ex boyfriend. (He said this after I literally said Dolphins and Orcas are mammals, as we were discussing whales, dolphins and orcas)

 

[N a t]

"I like the taste of tears, but I don't like no soggy pillows"

-Myself, drunk, at a sleepover.

 

[Xara]

"sometimes when i close my eyes, i can't see"

 

[hamster]

just look at jaden smith's twitter

 

[moonford]

just look at jaden smith's twitter

That's so true tbh, his arrogance + stupidity is hilarious.

 

[pinkcotton]

Teacher: "For the last time, it's page 34."
Student: "Okay, so what page?"
*Teacher sighs in desperation*
Everyday at school...

 

[Bowie]

"Make America Great Again".

 

[moonford]

"Make America Great Again".

I was going to say that but people will try to argue with me, those Victoria secret thugs am I right, lmao.

 

[Bowie]

I was going to say that but people will try to argue with me, those Victoria secret thugs am I right, lmao.

I still have no idea how everyone knows about that thing I said, but it's still so funny to me.

 

[muffinstuffin]

aim low, reach ur goals, avoid disappointment

 

[idiotdoomspiral]

"Super mario baby"
"Super ****ing Mario!"
-rihanna, on twitter

 

[Nightmares]

"Is Muslim a country"

"Why haven't we been to the sun yet? Why don't scientists go when it's the winter and it's like 30 degrees? They're so dumb."

"Are skeletons real?"

"Is my brother a late developer? He hasn't started his period yet."

 

[watercolorwish]

"practice makes perfect!" die!

 

[Celestefey]

"You have to shut your eyes but keep them open at the same time" - something one of my friends said to me in the first few weeks of me knowing her. I'm always gonna remember her for that.

Edit: SPEAKING of which, that same friend also told me a story of something stupid someone said to her once. My friend's birthday is in December so unfortunately she gets the problem of mixed Christmas + birthday presents. So, someone said to her once, "you're so unlucky your birthday is in December, like you have to wait a WHOLE year for your birthday!"....... I mean I get what she was trying to say but...... :')

 

[Haskell]

"I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian."


"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."


"Aww don't feel noways tired. I've come too faarrr from where I started frum."

 

[moonford]

"I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian."


"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."


"Aww don't feel noways tired. I've come too faarrr from where I started frum."

The first is from Hillary Clinton right? Gosh she's stupid sometimes.

 

[Haskell]

All of them are from Hillary Clinton.

 

[Discord]

"Anyone on here got a twitter?" -Dingus on Twitter

 

[lostineverfreeforest]

"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real"

- Jaden Smith

 

[kayleee]

This 63 year old lady I work with asked me what kale was yesterday