Stupidest Quotes Ever?

[ams]

Once in high school my friend was talking about Shakespeare's Richard II and Richard III and I asked "Why did he write 2 plays about the same guy?". Yeah. I was more of a math and science kind of girl

 

[moonford]

This 63 year old lady I work with asked me what kale was yesterday

I don't really see that as being stupid, she probably just hasn't seen or ate it before.

 

[kayleee]

I don't really see that as being stupid, she probably just hasn't seen or ate it before.

Well I see it as being stupid

 

[Zireael]

"She ran so fast that she fell down and died!"

Literally from a Snow White book my younger brother got in school many years ago. I'll never forget it, it's just too good.

 

[moonford]

Well I see it as being stupid

okay, sweaty

 

[moonford]

Doubles post.

 

[Vizionari]

"It looks like an eye!" - me in 7th grade science class while we were watching my teacher dissect a sheep's eye

 

[seliph]

"It was Friday the 13th, the night before Halloween"

"If I get killed by a drunk driver, I'm gonna be pissed"

"Climate change is a hoax"

 

[Haskell]

"Climate change is real"