How long is your dock?

[queentylerqueen]

18 planks but it works like any other dock. Is this an abnormal size?

 

[MasterM64]

why are we comparing dock sizes?

Haha, I see what you did there friend! xD

In my town, I got the long one and I think I have been to at least 1 town with a short one.

 

[fallenchaoskitten]

I got 14.

Average, but wish it was bigger.

 

[Saga]

Dear lord I have the short dock!!!! I also have the big peninsula.. anyone else correlate?

Wait, what counts as a big pensinsula? Is there such a thing as a small peninsula? Now I feel self-conscious!

 

[Marte]

I got 20, I swear. :]]]]] But I ain't gonna show it to you guys, so too bad.

 

[Luxen]

My dock has 14 planks, which I'm thankful for as it gives me a bit more room to decorate it.

 

[Mairen]

Thank you all for the happy laughs this morning, this thread was a delight to read through

 

[cIementine]

just put it next to a deodorant can for reference

 

[Fey]

Tip for the short-docked: decorating it with smaller items can make it look bigger

 

[Raz]

When i first saw the title of this thread, I was like "oh my, joke thread incoming, mods gonna lock it soon". I mean, it's ONE vowel...

Then I saw it again end finally clicked on it. Don't regret it lol

 

[Jhin]

Send me your dock pics

 

[Sanaki]

I'm late, but this is the best thread

 

[thegunpowderincident]

edit: eh nevermind, I'm not getting a strike against my account for a dock joke

 

[Soigne]

mine's the shorter one

 

[Dozer]

Mine is like 6 spaces long. Its so sooo small.

 

[JoJoCan]

Does anyone know what the dock is for?

 

[Rosie Moon]

Does anyone know what the dock is for?

I’ll explain when you’re older, son.

 

[Aardbei]

I just checked the picture I took when I had to choose between the 4 maps, and I realize that I picked the one map with the smallest dock of the 4

 

[xSuperMario64x]

I literally didn't see any innuendo in this thread at all until people started bringing it up. I must be too pure of heart for dumb stuff like that.

Anyways, mine is actually 12 planks long!

Post automatically merged: Apr 20, 2020

"Thank goodness we don't live on an island with a short dock" - Gladys

I have to admit I may have exhaled through my nose a little when I read this.

 

[duckykate]

my dock is huge, I counted 14 planks