Jesus christ im in the hospital like all the freaking time, for different occasions. My life is a mess. No, I'm not chronically ill, I'm just so ****ing clumsy and I don't take care of myself and I have the worst immune system. I'm always hurt, always sicks, uGH. Anyway, all of those are stories for later, the one I wanted to tell you is my craziest experience. Summer of 2015 I went swimming with a friend, who was going to spend the night. Everything was fine. When we got home, I went to take a shower. Towards the end of the shower, I started losing all of my senses one by one. First it was my hearing, they started ringing and everything was muffled and soon I couldn't hear anything. Then it was my sight, white dots covered my vision. It got to the point where I was like, "hey this isn't normal" and tried to finish the shower. But I couldn't, as I could barely stand. I grabbed my robe and barely put it on and went outside the bathroom and sat down in front of the door. My dad was downstairs watching tv (which is right below the bathroom) and I think he started talking to me, but I can't remember (that and I couldn't hear). A good minute passed before things started calming down, and long story short they took me to the ER for almost passing out. Remember, my friend is still with us. They did a bunch of tests and then made me go to the hospital for an IV. They came to the conclusion that I was dehydrated, and put an IV in and drew my blood. I am deathly afraid of needles, and I was bawling. The IV hurt like a mother ****er, too. They ended up having to put a splint on my arm to keep it straight because the damn machine kept going off. Anyway, while all of this dehydration, they found I had an irregular heartbeat. So, of course, they sent me in a cardiac ambulance to another hospital to keep me for the night. My friend and dad ended up sleeping in the hospital with me. I couldn't bend my arm for a week because the IV made my arm so swollen and sore and painful and tender and just about every negative adjective. I have to remember to drink from now on.