Belle of Pripyat
Funky Town
I agree. And when you start driving.... Tell me who hasn't ever been guilty of speeding at least once?
Have you ever committed a crime?
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I agree. And when you start driving.... Tell me who hasn't ever been guilty of speeding at least once?
Soot Sprite
~dirty~
The only thing I've ever stolen was a pack of Extra gum from a super market. When I was a kid if I wanted something I would just carry it around until my mom bought it and accidently walked out of the store with it.__. But besides the usual "yes I'm 18," and "parents permission" and practicing driving on my grandparents property without a permit I haven't really done anything illegal.
i cant tell if this is supposed to be an insult or if you're just being weird again. good job though, i can see you're trying
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Psydye
music junkie, bookworm and Metroid fanboy
I've stolen candy/food before from convenience stores when I young....'glad that didn't last too long. My brother and our cousin were the real troublemakers lol! But then years later, UNDERAGE DRINKING(big surprise there)! Then I got into some other things(some only once or twice, others, MANY TIMES!
...I no longer do those things though. I value my sanity, thank you very much!!
marijuana, dosed up on some cough syrup, have tried salvia divinorum(though that's really not illegal yet here, odd, considering)a couple times, tried LSD a few times, tried mushrooms a few times(once while playing Call of Duty: Black Ops....SO MANY AZTEC-PATTERNED HALLWAYS!!! @o@), cactus once(it contains the psychotropic mescaline), MDMA once, and so on and so forth.
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Piracy? Otherwise I stole a wallet once from a city hours away from mine, went to my cousins' house and ate tacos. I ended up giving the wallet to my mom years later, after telling her the story. It was a ****ty wallet. Singing up for things 18+ while very much under 18, like most people here. That's about the only crimes I've actually committed, unless you count "assault".
Oh, oh. I rode my bike without a helmet, and I jaywalked.
I forgot smoking/consuming marijuana is considered a "crime". Also underage drinking, trespassing, plagiarism, destruction of property, harassment, "disturbing the peace", etc...your run of the mill very very non-serious crimes that practically everybody has committed. I was a very bored child-teenager.
Oh, oh. I rode my bike without a helmet, and I jaywalked.
I forgot smoking/consuming marijuana is considered a "crime". Also underage drinking, trespassing, plagiarism, destruction of property, harassment, "disturbing the peace", etc...your run of the mill very very non-serious crimes that practically everybody has committed. I was a very bored child-teenager.
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Izzy Reincarnated
ボケ！！！！&#
i jaywalk all the time lmao even in canada
Mega_Cabbage
Meh
I dropped my trash on the street... without picking it up.
You rebel!
oath2order
#Porygon2024
I grew up in a subdivision that was under construction. It was four roads in a square around a central pond. At the entrance to the subdivision was the model house where people could tour and sign up to get approved to build a house there. They had candy.
A friend and I would habitually go and steal candy from the model house.
I was like 8 or 9.
Grand Theft Candy
A friend and I would habitually go and steal candy from the model house.
I was like 8 or 9.
Grand Theft Candy
KaydeeKrunk
The Late Great Turt
I've stolen jewelry from Claire's when I was an evil little teenager, it was like 2 things. But then when I finally grew up and got a job I would buy lots of stuff from them and in my mind it made up for it (especially because how much they charge for the crappy stuff they sell...) Lots of jay-walking and "18+" stuff before I was the proper age. Also MURDER. But nobody will ever know the details.
Izzy Reincarnated
ボケ！！！！&#
lmao
where did you hide the body
KaydeeKrunk
The Late Great Turt
I said no deets hombre. If you NEED to know, it was for ritual sacrifice. So I mean, I totally got something out of it.
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Reading this thread makes me feel like i belong on Americas top ten most wanted list. Geez.
Shoplifting, speeding, jaywalking, pirating basically all media, underage drinking, trespassing, DUI, distribution/possession of illegal substances, paraphernalia, destruction of property... never been to jail. I have an upper hand, though, because I'm probably the most unsuspecting criminal you'd ever see. Surprisingly, all of these crimes are quite common among kids here.
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flightedbird
jootaroot koojoot
I stole some stuff when I was like, five or six.
I also lied to the SSA but ehhhhhh [flaps hand] nbd
I also lied to the SSA but ehhhhhh [flaps hand] nbd
HungryForCereal
if it was you I'd never want to leave...
when i was 10 i stole some books from a book store and i got caught...
