Generic Poor Writing Roleplay Adventure 3.0

[Trundle]

" i stare at the ground
where did my life go rong

"

"trundleypoo lets just get out of here"

yes dear but before we live let's have an unnecessary kiss ok?

*kiss*

lol!

 

[Ashtot]

i hear noise "hoo goes ther?!" is shriek

 

[f11]

I finally get to da cave and i see 2 noobs kissing im gonna fite them

 

[Mahoushoujo]

"I'm already dressed shrak don't worry!" Queef said with a grin.
"mkay where is the church."

sorry i was ccaught up in my onion eating xppppp
the church is on 666 jesus st. lets go!! *flies to church*

 

[Capella]

yes dear but before we live let's have an unnecessary kiss ok?

*kiss*

lol!

we have to make it more romantical :///
*uses my rain stick so it rains*
"now kiss me!!"

 

[Byngo]

Name: LaShawndae
Just tell us if you're gay or not, the whole world wants to know: Agender
Age: 17
How overly attractive is your ideal self: Hot, like sizzle some sausages on my skin hot.
What cliche named land are you from: Mii Plaza
Do you promise to never use proper grammar: yis

Backstory: LaShawndae was created be the goddess Natty in a mystical place called "Wii U", and now she's here. The end

Is this beautiful creation accepted into this rp?

 

[f11]

I throw a punch at da girl. "FITE ME!!!!111"

 

[Trundle]

as we were kissing a tuff dude walked up (pls note any unknown stranger in the rp will be referred to as tuff dude)
"yo tuff dude lookin all tuff what u doin??"

 

[Ashtot]

Is this beautiful creation accepted into this rp?

obviously, pls travel with me to firewood town

 

[Trundle]

"omg that's my wife or my sister or something, same thing I think"
I pull down my pants and hit tuff dude with zipper

 

[Capella]

I throw a punch at da girl. "FITE ME!!!!111"

*throws my hair necklace at u*
trundleybabe get this stalker away from me!!

 

[Byngo]

obviously, pls travel with me to firewood town

ok I'll travel with you to whatever town but can I ride on your back

 

[f11]

as we were kissing a tuff dude walked up (pls note any unknown stranger in the rp will be referred to as tuff dude)
"yo tuff dude lookin all tuff what u doin??"

wtf r u doing wif my Gurl?!?!

 

[Trundle]

hey tuff dude you done being tuff??\
*kills tuff dude*
"oh crap i'm godmodding, get me out of here before the flames came behind me!"
tuff dude resurrects but is now my second wife

 

[Swordlord]

as dey drew closer to teh church, dey noticed dey had done sumthin rong: dey had left teh kidz home n teh kidz be fiteing over hoo got teh most capain crunch thingehs in there bowl. dey ated lotsa capain crunch n grew old. teh kidz are old nao so there tryna get free health insurance, but dem evil dragons be reckin havoc in tonw. teh town is ded. nobodeh goes there n e more...

 

[Capella]

wtf r u doing wif my Gurl?!?!

"hey tht is my husband!!! leave me alone u poser"

 

[Trundle]

"hey tht is my husband!!! leave me alone u poser"

"no it's okay i am hsband twice now you can sahre me"

 

[Capella]

smack down cool girl v crystal

 

[f11]

hey tuff dude you done being tuff??\
*kills tuff dude*
"oh crap i'm godmodding, get me out of here before the flames came behind me!"
tuff dude resurrects but is now my second wife

*look at his ween* man u have a small weiner

 

[Capella]

"no it's okay i am hsband twice now you can sahre me"

" no i need u
I WANT U
I HAVE UR SON IN LAW IN MY POCKET PANTS "