Fabioisonfire
total a-hole
Recently, I got three mega-monsters of the industry this year:
BioShock
Halo 3
Mass Effect
All for 360. Let me tell you why you need a 360 just for these 3 games. Please Google each of these games, read the reviews, and learn them. These will be three of the GOTY nominees, I guarantee it.
BioShock-
I give BioShock a straight 10. It's absolutely perfect. Now for everyone who thinks "ZOMG ITS ANOTHER SHOOTER LOL" Shut up before I kick you in the throat and tear your mom in half. BioShock is a breakthrough in the way you tell a story. The story is so beautifully tragic, you can't help but get involved in the amazing plot and forget your outside life. (Sorry, Sarah. ) The gameplay is absolutely amazing. Truly, every small skirmish with 1-2 Splicers feels like a war. The atmosphere is so creepy, you might want to play with the lights on. Great gameplay, amazing storyline and characters, great sound, great everything. When Irrational was pitching this game to publishers, one that turned them down said that it was "just another standard FPS that will sell 120,000 units." Foot, meet mouth.
Halo 3-
Halo. We all know what Halo is. But let me tell you that this is the most fully realized edition in the trilogy. It brings the good from Halo 1 and 2 and mushes them together and then adds some more. I know this is a Nintendo forum, and most of you are all like "OMG ALL HALO IS IS GUNS AND BLOOD I WANNA JUMP ON STUFF AND EAT MUSHROOMS LOL" Shut up before I kick you in the teeth, and then stab your girlfriend. Listen: You will NEVER get bored of this game. Why? Campaign- 4 levels of difficulty, and a 10 hour playthrough on Heroic. Once you're done with the campaign, you can tackle Legendary, where the AI is P.h.D smart, or you can attempt to find the hidden skulls that can modify the game when turned on. (Some fun, some hard.) Or you can go back and get all the Terminals for the Marathon Man achievement. Or you can play up to 4 player co-op in the campaign with the meta-game to see who can rack up the most points. Multiplayer- The beef of Halo. Over 11 varied and very different maps to start, literally UNLIMITED gametypes, LOTS of balanced weaponry, customize your character for online (Male, female, Spartan, Elite, armor permutations). And let's face it. Halo's multiplayer is some of the most solid FPS multiplayer out there. Let's just say after a year you're bored with Halo 3's multiplayer. Why not head into the Forge, where you can modify any of the maps to your choosing? (Place weapons, spawn points, scenery, anything!) You can even fight others in the Forge, making it God Vs. God. AND.... If you're bored of all that, head into the Theater, where you can play, pause, rewind, fast forward, free-look, take screenshots, of ANY campaign mission, Forge session, or multiplayer match you've ever played. Long story short: Halo = lots of value. Plus, it's the end to a trilogy, why not send it off with a GOTY?
Mass Effect-
Mass Effect is truly a triumph and will go down in gaming history. It revolutionizes the genre, and changes the way a story could be told. For those of you who don't know what Mass Effect is, shut up before I punch you in the back of the head and kill your friends and family. But it's like KOTOR on 1,000,000 steroids. The customization options are wonderful, and the conversations flow much better than in Jade Empire or KOTOR. Every decision you make has a ripple in the entire galaxy. You can roam around the galaxy as you please, or follow the plot. Both are fun to do. HUNDREDS of quests, and HUNDREDS of hours of playing time you can crank out of this one.
BioShock- 10
Halo 3- 9.8
Mass Effect- 9.8
Now for the competitors that you guys believe will get GOTY-
MPC- 8 at best. Feels like ground beef. It's good ground beef, but not the steak I was hoping for. NP is the most biased piece of #$*& for giving it a 10.
Mario Galaxy- Not sure yet, haven't played, but it does look good. It might be the 4th nominee.
Um... anything else? Bring it on.
BioShock
Halo 3
Mass Effect
All for 360. Let me tell you why you need a 360 just for these 3 games. Please Google each of these games, read the reviews, and learn them. These will be three of the GOTY nominees, I guarantee it.
BioShock-
I give BioShock a straight 10. It's absolutely perfect. Now for everyone who thinks "ZOMG ITS ANOTHER SHOOTER LOL" Shut up before I kick you in the throat and tear your mom in half. BioShock is a breakthrough in the way you tell a story. The story is so beautifully tragic, you can't help but get involved in the amazing plot and forget your outside life. (Sorry, Sarah. ) The gameplay is absolutely amazing. Truly, every small skirmish with 1-2 Splicers feels like a war. The atmosphere is so creepy, you might want to play with the lights on. Great gameplay, amazing storyline and characters, great sound, great everything. When Irrational was pitching this game to publishers, one that turned them down said that it was "just another standard FPS that will sell 120,000 units." Foot, meet mouth.
Halo 3-
Halo. We all know what Halo is. But let me tell you that this is the most fully realized edition in the trilogy. It brings the good from Halo 1 and 2 and mushes them together and then adds some more. I know this is a Nintendo forum, and most of you are all like "OMG ALL HALO IS IS GUNS AND BLOOD I WANNA JUMP ON STUFF AND EAT MUSHROOMS LOL" Shut up before I kick you in the teeth, and then stab your girlfriend. Listen: You will NEVER get bored of this game. Why? Campaign- 4 levels of difficulty, and a 10 hour playthrough on Heroic. Once you're done with the campaign, you can tackle Legendary, where the AI is P.h.D smart, or you can attempt to find the hidden skulls that can modify the game when turned on. (Some fun, some hard.) Or you can go back and get all the Terminals for the Marathon Man achievement. Or you can play up to 4 player co-op in the campaign with the meta-game to see who can rack up the most points. Multiplayer- The beef of Halo. Over 11 varied and very different maps to start, literally UNLIMITED gametypes, LOTS of balanced weaponry, customize your character for online (Male, female, Spartan, Elite, armor permutations). And let's face it. Halo's multiplayer is some of the most solid FPS multiplayer out there. Let's just say after a year you're bored with Halo 3's multiplayer. Why not head into the Forge, where you can modify any of the maps to your choosing? (Place weapons, spawn points, scenery, anything!) You can even fight others in the Forge, making it God Vs. God. AND.... If you're bored of all that, head into the Theater, where you can play, pause, rewind, fast forward, free-look, take screenshots, of ANY campaign mission, Forge session, or multiplayer match you've ever played. Long story short: Halo = lots of value. Plus, it's the end to a trilogy, why not send it off with a GOTY?
Mass Effect-
Mass Effect is truly a triumph and will go down in gaming history. It revolutionizes the genre, and changes the way a story could be told. For those of you who don't know what Mass Effect is, shut up before I punch you in the back of the head and kill your friends and family. But it's like KOTOR on 1,000,000 steroids. The customization options are wonderful, and the conversations flow much better than in Jade Empire or KOTOR. Every decision you make has a ripple in the entire galaxy. You can roam around the galaxy as you please, or follow the plot. Both are fun to do. HUNDREDS of quests, and HUNDREDS of hours of playing time you can crank out of this one.
BioShock- 10
Halo 3- 9.8
Mass Effect- 9.8
Now for the competitors that you guys believe will get GOTY-
MPC- 8 at best. Feels like ground beef. It's good ground beef, but not the steak I was hoping for. NP is the most biased piece of #$*& for giving it a 10.
Mario Galaxy- Not sure yet, haven't played, but it does look good. It might be the 4th nominee.
Um... anything else? Bring it on.