Corrupt The Wish Above

[Worldsvamp]

Granted but you have to watch your freinds and family die around you and eventually be the last person alive.

I wish i had a clone of my cat

 

[Espurr]

Granted, but you must religiously sing Alphaville's "Forever Young" while listening to the Bob Dylan song of the same name every morning for the spell to continue.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but the show gets canceled shortly after lol

I wish I could start my high school days all over again

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

EDIT:
the post above me was deleted and banned so

 

[Espurr]

granted
now you get into fights every six minutes

i wish for a non-corrupt wish

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

granted, its not granted

i wish i wasbetter at splatoon 2

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but you get so good at Splatoon 2 you have to participate in every national tournament and give up whatever else you wanted to do in life.


I wish there were more hours in a day.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, now Earth is tidally locked to the Sun. Now a single day will last forever! Unfortunately this makes most of the planet uninhabitable and there is World War 3 over the small amount of habitable space.

I wish I could materialize things into existence using only my mind.

 

[Runaburezu]

Granted but it takes an equivalent amount of mass from your brain each time

I wish that every copy (including translations, transcripts, etc) of Mao's "Little Red Book" was replaced with Muammar Al Gaddafi's Green Book

 

[honeyaura]

EDIT:
the post above me was deleted and banned so

Whoa what

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Granted but they double in price

I wish I could eat junk food without gaining weight

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but the junk food all tastes bad.


I wish that world hunger was solved.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Whoa what

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Granted but they double in price

I wish I could eat junk food without gaining weight

They were being rude and inappropriate..

Granted, but it’s only ur least favorite food.

I wish my clogged nose I’ve had for like 2-3 weeks would just GO AWAY

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Oof ninjas but it’s still fitting so ik l leave it lol

 

[Espurr]

granted
now your toilet's clogged
have fun with that

I wish for your freedom.
Genie, you're free!

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but genie bullies you forever

I wish I could eat chicken today

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They were being rude and inappropriate..

Aw what did they say :c

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

I think they said granted, but you get ***** everyday

I DIDNT SAY THAT BTW SO DONT BAN ME LOL

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Oh and they also vmed rhino saying

“Hello chicken Baji cannon”

But that’s All I remember them saying

 

[honeyaura]

I think they said granted, but you get ***** everyday

I DIDNT SAY THAT BTW SO DONT BAN ME LOL

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Oh and they also vmed rhino saying

“Hello chicken Baji cannon”

But that’s All I remember them saying

Wow crazy -_-

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Wow crazy -_-

Ikr

 

[honeyaura]

Lol, welp! Time for my wishes to be corrupted so more:

I wish to have my own adult tree house!

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Granted, but it can only fit you and your pet, or else it collapses

I wish I was betting at freestyle dancing

 

[Raayzx]

Granted but you will lose

I wish my internet wasn't ******.