I'm pretty sure that Pietro is up to no good. He literally has a skeleton buried next to his house atm. He's creepy and that's why I love him.
The rest of my town is a happy little Pleasantville-type of town. So naturally, they'd all be perfect pod people.
So I'm not too clear about the difference between zombies, walking dead and pod people. But I know one of them is not mindless, they can act and talk normal, but with evil motives. That would be my peeps. I'm pretty sure Carmen would be the ringleader on that one, cuz she's the peppiest and smartest. In a horror movie, she'd be the one that would survive everything, then you'd find out in the end that she was the one calling the shots the whole time! Plot twist!
I can see Stitches being the first to go. :c Poor kid. Then Marshal. Then Julian, cuz he's too trusting. Monique cuz she's too self-involved. Muffy and Fuchsia would be in a girl gang of some sort with Carmen as the leader. Sparro would be off by himself, building a shelter, hoarding weapons, and putting war paint on. lol, he's nutty like that. And Merengue. Poor Merengue. She would miss the whole thing, cuz she'd be busy at home just baking or something. She'd come out of the house and be shocked to find what has happened. For her cluelessness, she'll be the last to go. But her death would be some comical thing, since everyone will be thinking "Oh that silly Merengue!" lolol. (You know how they have that one scene in these movies?)
So ya. It would be a cute movie. Very campy. Good times.