Your town is attacked by zombies.

[Elise]

Unfortunately I don't have any villagers I don't like to use as bait. I'd want all my villagers to be safe but I guess I'd probably protect my two peppies, Rosie and Tangy the most. Apart from being my 2 favourite villagers in the game, I'd say that their personality type would probably be the most helpless in the case of a zombie apocalypse. But I guess normals and lazies also would have trouble defending themselves. Hmmm... I think Margie would be okay because she is an elephant but I might need to protect the little lazy squirrel Filbert as well

 

[Edenbreath]

diana was given to me by a dear friend so she'd be kept safe as well as my sweet daisy. grizzly would be kept safe for bear-power protection while i sacrifice big juicy elephant dizzy (that should keep them.. sated for awhile LOL) i don't give a damn what happens to the rest of the lot tbh >_>

 

[WonderK]

Town would be screwed. These villagers can barely walk in a straight line. I'd try to take whoever could make it to the docs. Then we'd high tail it out of there to the island and seek refuge there.

 

[Nage]

i would sit in my basement and cry

 

[LunaLight]

Well, all 9 of my villagers are my dreamies :c I would have Beau go out there and slaughter them with my axe, but he's lazy... So either I will do it, or I shall take every one of my villagers and hide them in my basement because, surprisingly, there's a lot of food down there..
I would want Maple and Fauna to be safe because they're so fragile and helpless and seem like they would be bitten in 2 seconds D:

 

[Shokyokudesuka]

Round them all up, me and Axel in the back fighting them off while Apollo makes sure everyone else is safe, on our way there we need fruit. Bring lots and lots of fruit. If we're going to survive this we're gonna have to convince this guy.
Run to main street, straight to Club LOL, where Shrunk is waiting, curious to know what is happening.
No time to explain, just take the fruit and no matter what don't stop telling your painful jokes.
He nods and runs off to change, and in a moment the lights flash and he's on stage, ready to perform.

These zombies start breaking in, and Shrunk panics, but remembers our words. He begins telling his first joke.
The zombies are running towards us but halt as soon as the sound of Shrunk's voice reaches their severed ears.
The jokes. The jokes are getting to them. The villagers and I are pleased with the result so far.
It's getting to the punchline. They're still stood motionless, listening.
Boom. Shrunk's joke knocks them dead. Literally.

It could be a fanfiction!

 

[Spongebob]

Bump because this thread rocks.

 

[mstout]

Gloria and Kody are going to move, so they could defend fine, they are both pretty strong
I would gather the rest, and drago breathes fire same with phoebe so I think they are ok, also stitches has no brain being a stuffed animal, I would worry about Sprinkle and Willow as they are heavier or fluffy and may fall over

 

[Stitched]

I'd send Iggly out to fight the zombies off. Everyone else is too cool or a dreamie, and we'd leave if we could, or go hide in my basement.

 

[Paperboy012305]

I don't know!

 

[baller]

wat a stupid thread can we keep the game realistic plz?

 

[mousehole]

Ok The town of Haven's motto is "Safety through Solitude". It's a place where all mythical and childhood legendary creatures can live together without fear of prejudice and greed leading to a life of hiding and running.

As Mayor O' Shae the leprechaun, I'd send out Jitters, the town's resident Zombie to explain the rules and regs of living in Haven. No eating your neighbor's brains, if you drop pieces of yourself on the ground while walking, there's a 50 Bell cleanup fine if you don't pick your limb up, and frequent showers are mandatory because no wants to inhale your funky, rotting, Zombie smell.

Ribbot's house will be the temporary shelter for our new arrivals, just in case there's a bit of backsliding and one of the new arrivals tries to eat brains; he has none. He's escaped from the mad doctor's laboratory and has picked up several medical skills so he can perform some plastic surgery on the refugees who are in ragged condition. If needed, he can enlist the help of Medusa. She can firm up the soft and saggy by peeking at them over her stylish shades.

Pietro and Willow would be in charge of housing permits because they're my two busybody villagers. They're always commenting on who's moving where and who's drinking lemonade with whom. They'll be perfectly suited to making sure the new arrivals aren't placed near personalities that may get into turf wars. ( Yes Phoebe, I'm thinking of you. ) I don't want to hear of any complaints such as, " He keeps burying himself in my flowerbeds" or " He keeps me up all night by moaning outside my window".

Hans and Drago can assign tasks and work details to assist the new arrivals in paying for their new homes. Wisp can co-ordinate their placement and enlist the help of the childhood/legendary figures to get them to their postings on time. Hey - if Jingles can go around the world in one night, then he can be counted on to make sure that our new villagers arrive to work on time.

Ceridwen, my Celtic witch, will have to cast the spell that gives the Zombies the power of articulation. She'll also be in charge of policing the new arrivals with the help of Julian and Roscoe. Any Zombies that breaks the peace will be turned into a newt or a frog until their parole is up. Repeat offenders will be sentenced to the task of pooper-scopping Godzilla's little "gifts" when he visits the beach. That should keep them in line.

 

[Diclonius217]

I would protect Marshal, then after the catastrophe I would sell him on the black market to help get me back on my feet to start a new life c:

 

[CainWolf]

Sterling and Knox my armored knights have their heads well-protected so they would be out on the front lines to defend town. Mayor Aidan has an armory in his house/castle so keeping everyone well-equip for battle would be no problem; Sagittarius arrow, boomerang, two master swords, ship cannon, three mannequins wearing normal, gold, and scaled armor respectively, several suit of armor items throughout the house, bill blaster, bow, three different swords, samurai suit, I don't know if the triforce is a weapon but that's in the armory too, gold axe, normal axe, hammer from Tortimer's island (I know it's a toy hammer but the robot you bash with it looks pretty beat up by the time your done so zombie heads should be soft compared to a robot).

I'd give Knox and Sterling both Master Swords, Roscoe could have the cannon while Julian gets the bill blaster, Sparrow and Deirdre seem scrappy but I wouldn't want them to join in unless the knights get pushed back so I'd give Deirdre the Sagittarius arrow (which includes a bow despite it's name) with a white katana for backup and judging by Sparro's home I'd say giving him the samurai suit with the bow and black katana for backup, Whitney is my favorite so I'd give her a role like strategist or something and keep everyone organized while my mayor takes a golden axe and scale armor and battles alongside the knights. Bunnie and Cheri aren't villagers I plan to keep but as long as they're in my town I'll protect them too, and since they seem the least likely to be able to handle combat I'd probably give Cheri the toy hammer (even a bear cub seems a bit better for battle than a bunny) and Bunnie the boomerang for emergencies and have them be medics.
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Also, Mayor Aidan keeps a dracoliche in his basement/dungeon (I made it from fossils and a fire bar, it works rather well). With his loyal dracoliche 'Fluffy' by his side the zombies won't fare well, there is a bigger, badder undead in town and she will rain fire down upon their heads and make minute-steaks of them.

By the way mousehole I like your style, I'd say you have an even better chance against the zombies than me.

 

[hulaburger]

smash their brains with my axe
smash patterns into their brains with my silver axe
join group with everyone but stab the ugly villagers in the legs so the zombies are distracted

or

go chill on the island and wait for this to all blow over

- - - Post Merge - - -

wat a stupid thread can we keep the game realistic plz?

i hope you get eated by a zombie

 

[unintentional]

Bring Apollo, Marshal, Diva, Rudy, and Peck into my Steel House. Julian is okay by himself, he has a horn, so he can stab them away. I allow Isabelle to leave for the island. Coco will be sacrificed for bait and everyone else is on their own.

 

[Sonny Resetti]

Just imagine this:

Truffles: Have you seen all the zombies invading lately? I think we could use a big metal wall.
*checks on PWP's at Town Hall*
Isabelle: Ah, a metal wall! That'll cost 836,000 bells!
Me: I've got 50
Isabelle : Then we're screwed!

 

[olivetree123]

throw t-bone out as bait/a distraction so everyone else can escape to the island until its safe
once the zombies die off return and sell marshal so the rest of us can rebuild our society using the profits

 

[Mega_Cabbage]

Phoebe could just burn them all with her phoenix fire. If that doesn't work, I've got a super team of Bruce, Robin, and Diana aka Batman, Robin, and Wonder Woman.

 

[tamagotchi]

They're all going to die.