Yo Mama Smackdown

[Alienfish]

yo mama's so dumb she bought a surfing board to surf the internet

(old but good)

 

[Acruoxil]

yo mama's so dumb she bought a surfing board to surf the internet

lol

yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

 

[Alienfish]

yo momma so fat she uses the swimming pool as a toilet

 

[Acruoxil]

Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind

 

[Zandy]

I love a good yo mama joke <3 xD.

Yo Mama is so fat her outie belly button turned into an innie.

 

[Taj]

Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickleback was a refund

(Oh **** I spelled it wrong XD)

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Your mother's so thin, she won't even fit in young children's pants!

 

[Taj]

Yo mama so stupid she yelled in an envelope to send a voicemail

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

This is just getting ridiculous.

Your Father jokes now?

Your father is so uncouth he has no idea how to tell the real Kraid from a shameless knockoff.

 

[brownboy102]

Spoiler: Inappropriate

Yo mama so stupid she thought a porno was a fancy word for corn, and hosted one.