Round 5:
Rebel Gnome: UGH what is this? I said surprise me with something good! Astrobot bartender points to transparent keg, stage left: You ordered the Surprise Me cocktail, ingredient list: surprised gnome.
It looked like the gnomes had learned the hard way that intergalactic bars didn't accept Bells as a currency. When presented with the options to pay their tab, Surprised was nominated to be that evenings décor. It was decided that as long as they had to hang around, they might as well keep enjoying the bar.
“Hello strange gnomes! In order to drink here, you must sign this waiver and agree that we’re not liable for damages in case any of you launch to the sky shortly after taking a sip.”
Round 5:
Rebel Gnome: A round of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters please! Yes, even for our new friend here! What's your name again?
Stelloid: Beep beep bloop!
Rebel Gnome: "So anyway, I says, YOU CAN'T TAKE THE JET OUT OF A PACK! THEN IT'S JUST A SUITCASE!"
Astronaut Bartender: "Affirmative subway zero, I think Rebel has had enough."
Rebel Gnome: *falls over and accidentally hits the fusion button as blaring alarms go off*
Surprised Gnome: "Oh boy, is this the part of the movie that's in 3D?"
Reliable Gnome: I thought you said you had been here before? You said this place was the life and soul of the party.
Rebel Gnome: Well, it's been a few years. The place has went downhill, there's no atmosphere anymore.