Twist the wish!

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but she turns into a mindless killing machine, wiping out thousands of innocent people.

I wish to live in Animal Crossing for a week.

- - - Post Merge - - -

dangit ninja'd

 

[xxDianaxx]

Granted but u won't come out alive

I wish to be famous.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but you can never have a moment of privacy.

I wish to live on the moon.

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but everyone hates you because of it.

I wish I was taller.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but you must live in a small house.

I wish pineapples could live.

 

[xxDianaxx]

Granted , but they will eat u alive.

I wish to be a goat.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but you die in a fight with another goat.

I wish dogs were the most intelligent beings.

 

[Beardo]

I got ninja'd

Granted, but they soon become the rulers of the world and enslave humans.

I wish I could date Jenna Coleman

 

[Aradai]

Granted, but she will be a gold digger, no matter the case.

I wish to eat pizza.

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted, but you can't have the pizza base.

I wish to have more cats.

 

[Aradai]

No pizza base? HNNNNG.

Granted, but HAIRBALLS. EVERYWHERE. Ever piece of furniture must be made of HAIRBALLS.

I wish to have the ability to run fast.

 

[debinoresu]

granted, but running fast is the only thing you can do, you can never stop, youre always going

I wish to be able to spend the rest of my life eating crackers and snuggling with dogs while retaining healthiness and money never being a problem, just, crackers and dogs, always

 

[Aradai]

Granted, but every day, another one of each spawns at 12 AM (another cracker, another dog).

I wish to ride on a kayak.

 

[ryan88]

Granted but you can never get off the kayak!

I wish to be a mod of TBT!

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but you are overwhelmed with spam posts.

I wish to
direct a movie.

 

[Aradai]

Granted, but it shall be a box office flop.

I want my brother to stop being lazy.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but he will become a over obsessed active person who can't sit still.

I wish I was a turtle.

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you will be made into turtle soup.

I wish I could have a busier summer.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but your summer will be.... TOO BUSY. (Points for creativity)

I wish I could be a book.

 

[Aradai]

Granted, but you will be the dirty, worn one.

I wish I could cook good.