Twist the wish!

[Swiftstream]

Granted, but 50% of it is pesticide

I wish for a fudgesicle

 

[Alyx]

Granted but it fell on the floor and is really dirty now.

I wish that mosquito bite on my leg would go away.

 

[Swiftstream]

Granted, but you would get 5 more on your arm

I wish for a potato

 

[Alyx]

It spontaneously combusts.

I wish my back would stop hurting.

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted, but you can now paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish I could eat as much junk food (chocolate) as possible without gaining weight <3

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

Granted, but your now unhealthy skinny <3

I wish that Punchey would die

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but he follows you even though his dead around wherever you go and e sleeps with you.

I wish I went to a new school

 

[f11]

Granted everyone would hate you

I wish to be TBT bells rich

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted but you would be banned forever.

I wish to be Bethany Mota.

 

[mogyay]

granted but it turns out she is actually really unhappy

i wish i was eating some noodles right now

 

[Alyx]

Granted but they're cold

I wish I had more ice cream

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted, but it melts faster than you can eat it.

I wish I had blue eyes

 

[Alyx]

Your eyes then pop out of your head

I wish I didn't have the "hair hurt"

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but you're hair will turn into eyeballs.

I wish I could eat Mariah.

 

[WatashiWantsWaffles]

Granted, but it would be very depressing

I wish i had Merry in my town

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but you will never see her again.

I wish i could date the next poster

 

[Twinrova]

Granted, but then we get married and I murder you for your money.

I wish that my feet weren't cold right now.

 

[Alyx]

granted but they start on fire and fall off

I wish I could just magically be clean without showers

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, yet you still smell disgusting.

I wish I had more time in the day.

 

[Alyx]

granted you can never sleep ever ever again

I wish my back wasn't so stiff