Twist the wish!

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you can't taste the food.

I wish the summer was longer.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but the summer is now also hotter.

I wish it would be cold all year.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but you will get frostbite and die.

I wish I can be in a lake

 

[Aradai]

Granted, but you must always be in the lake 24/7.

I wish to fly.

 

[Beardo]

Granted, but you conduct a fear of heights and no longer desire to

I wish my room was clean

 

[Vizionari]

Granted, but your room will get dirty again and you must clean it forever.

I wish to visit Hawaii.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but it will be clean forever

i want to step into the stream to achieve nirvana

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but the stream is made of lava and burns your feet.

I wish for true love.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but your true love is with a pig.

I wish to breathe underwater.

 

[ThePayne22]

Granted, but while underwater all fish will whisper awful things in your ears. You also find yourself unable to talk back to these fish.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of grapefruit Italian soda.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but you have to give 3/4 of it to me

I wish I could have a pool of grapefruit Italian soda.

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

Granted, but the soda is poisoned and if you drink it, you will die.

I wish for lots and lots of money.

 

[ThePayne22]

Granted, but you also have lots and lots of debt.

I wish I was a great soccer player.

 

[Twinrova]

Granted, but due to the physical and mental stress of being a world class soccer player you suffer a terrible injury and can never play again.

I wish that I don't procrastinate and can get all my work done on time.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but can never stop working.

I wish goats could be airplane pilots.

 

[Vizionari]

Granted, but the goats are terrorists.

I wish to go to a really good college.

 

[FuzzyMonster]

Granted, but you have such a big debt that you can't pay so you have to live on the street.

I wish I was a unicorn.

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted, but you aren't magical and you can't fly or have a horn.

I wish I could go shopping everyday for clothes and buy everything.

 

[Aryxia]

Granted, but the only store you can shop at specializes in baby clothes.

I wish I could master a foreign language.

 

[Alyx]

Granted, but you can only speak that language now and nobody around you understands you.

I wish I had some orange juice.