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Granted, but she turns into a mindless killing machine, wiping out thousands of innocent people.
I wish to live in Animal Crossing for a week.
- - - Post Merge - - -
dangit ninja'd
Granted but u won't come out alive
I wish to be famous.
Granted, but you can never have a moment of privacy.
I wish to live on the moon.
Granted, but everyone hates you because of it.
I wish I was taller.
Granted, but you must live in a small house.
I wish pineapples could live.
Granted , but they will eat u alive.
I wish to be a goat.
Granted, but you die in a fight with another goat.
I wish dogs were the most intelligent beings.
I got ninja'd
Granted, but they soon become the rulers of the world and enslave humans.
I wish I could date Jenna Coleman
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Granted, but she will be a gold digger, no matter the case.
I wish to eat pizza.
Granted, but you can't have the pizza base.
I wish to have more cats.
No pizza base? HNNNNG.
Granted, but HAIRBALLS. EVERYWHERE. Ever piece of furniture must be made of HAIRBALLS.
I wish to have the ability to run fast.
granted, but running fast is the only thing you can do, you can never stop, youre always going
I wish to be able to spend the rest of my life eating crackers and snuggling with dogs while retaining healthiness and money never being a problem, just, crackers and dogs, always
Granted, but every day, another one of each spawns at 12 AM (another cracker, another dog).
I wish to ride on a kayak.
Granted but you can never get off the kayak!
I wish to be a mod of TBT!
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Granted, but you are overwhelmed with spam posts.
I wish to
direct a movie.
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Granted, but it shall be a box office flop.
I want my brother to stop being lazy.
Granted, but he will become a over obsessed active person who can't sit still.
I wish I was a turtle.
Granted, but you will be made into turtle soup.
I wish I could have a busier summer.
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Granted, but your summer will be.... TOO BUSY. (Points for creativity)
I wish I could be a book.
Granted, but you will be the dirty, worn one.
I wish I could cook good.