Twist the wish!

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you'll never stop being high again, and die of a drug overdose.

I wish I had more money.

 

[AutumnFirefly]

Granted but you can only use the money on February 29th

I wish for pet chameleon

 

[ShinySandwich]

Granted, but it'll be invisible

I wish i had more tbt bells

 

[AutumnFirefly]

Granted but you must give up your ability to walk

I wish for 100 roses

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted, but they're all dead.

I wish that I could buy everything I wanted

 

[WatashiWantsWaffles]

Granted but you must give up one of your legs

I wish had a longer holiday

 

[bellFiend]

Granted, but it's because you get hit by a bus and have to spend months recovering.

I wish the dead pixels on my computer would go away >:[

 

[katsuragi]

granted, but your computer would stop working.

i wish my back wasn't sore

 

[Alyx]

granted but your butt removes itself from you

I wish I had more cheetos

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted, but you may now eat Cheetos and only Cheetos for the rest of your life.

I wish I could do some baking without heating up my house.

 

[Alyx]

granted but you burn down the neighborhood and it spares your house

I wish I had more time to think

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you lose the ability to speak.

I wish I could control the weather.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but you must first unlock your potential to do that.

I wish I was euphoric.

 

[Cam1]

Granted, but you must commit crimes to receive it.

I wish I were rich

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted, but all of your money is forged

I wish I wasn't so sensitive to the heat.

 

[Cam1]

Granted, but when you do get burnt, it's permanent.

I wish I was famous

 

[Bcat]

Granted but you'll never have privacy.
I wish for a pepperoni pizza

 

[Guero101]

Granted, but it's the last one EVER!

I wish I was a Pokemon master

 

[Alyx]

Granted but you have to kiss me every day thereafter

I wish my head would stop itching

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but the rest of your body starts itching.

I wish I could get barely any sleep, but still wake up easily.