The Person Below Me...

you should be realistic with your requests. this is like saying "the person below me has tentacles"
I love cake!!

The person below me has tentacles
 
Don’t want to make it too easy, lmao.

Nope.

The person below me has watched a movie within the past month.
 
You know... I would've jokingly said yes about tentacles.
Uh... probably? I can't actually remember

The person below me remembers AOL
 
no, ew, it has the texture of vomit and tastes like boiled sugar

the person below me has never eaten lychees
 
I do! My grandma just gave me three from her tree.

The person below me just had a birthday recently.
 
9 days ago, how did you know

The person below me can play at least one musical instrument
 
I mean, yes, technically i can play a few musical instruments. a piano is just pressing buttons. a recorder is just blowing through the mouthpiece while holding a few holes closed. also what really in an instrument. if I have a stick and a few soda bottles, can those be an instrument?
what I'm trying to say is, no, i can't ^_^

The person below me speaks italian
 
no which is uh,, kinda lame since i’m italian💀

the person below me was born in a different country than the one they currently live in
 
Nope. I was born and raised in America.

The person below me had take out recently.
 
I thought I'd just pop on to see what's next and I'm currently at work (due to covid-19 I get paid to just be here and watch cameras, I'm not a slacker, trust me). Spooky!

The person below me does not have 20/20 vision.
 
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