QueenCobra
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“Do I look like a Muppet?”
The out of context quotes thread
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Girls sneezes inside the library*
“QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO READ! HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCONSIDERATE?!!!”
“QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO READ! HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCONSIDERATE?!!!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Who wears moccasins?”
“That’s your complaint?! Who uses appliances in a library?!”
“That’s your complaint?! Who uses appliances in a library?!”
QueenCobra
drinking jars of dinosaur mayonnaise
“Hey, buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.”
xSuperMario64x
"I'm forever yours... faithfully" 💙💜
"if it is true, does that mean everyone who has 100% completed the game has completed a Masonic initiation? And is officially recognized, and now knows all the tokens and gestures? Like, you go to your local lodge and try that yourself, you should be welcomed with open arms! Just tell them, you beat Super Mario 64! you're a Freemason! you deserve entry!"
Plainbluetees
Isometric Exercise!
The following is a paid political announcement by the Republican and Democratic parties.
Compassionate. Tough. Curious. These are all words Ralph Wiggum doesn’t know, but he doesn’t need to know them; he lives them, every day.
“I’m voting Ralph for president. His easy smile makes me think everything is okay, even when I know it ain’t!”
“I’m voting for Ralph too, but, don’t tell you-know-who.”
On November 4th, vote for the latest in a long line of great American leaders.
“I want a tricycle, and a dog who won’t chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America! I’m Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy!”
Compassionate. Tough. Curious. These are all words Ralph Wiggum doesn’t know, but he doesn’t need to know them; he lives them, every day.
“I’m voting Ralph for president. His easy smile makes me think everything is okay, even when I know it ain’t!”
“I’m voting for Ralph too, but, don’t tell you-know-who.”
On November 4th, vote for the latest in a long line of great American leaders.
“I want a tricycle, and a dog who won’t chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America! I’m Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy!”
QueenCobra
drinking jars of dinosaur mayonnaise
“D-Von, get the tables!”
Plainbluetees
Isometric Exercise!
I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt.
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt!
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt!
rocketspruggs
♡ Hayley ☆
"Okay, party's over, Perry the Platyp..."
[Perry lands on Doofenshmirtz and knocks him over on the ground.]
"...Ow, oh! Aw man, wha...uh...not to be high maintenance, or anything, but do you mind if we could fight a little quieter? Uh, the girls are watching a movie, and I don't wanna dis...I didn't mean you have to walk away, I mean, we can continue to fight, it's just..."
[Perry hits Doofenshmirtz with a pillow.]
"Oh! A pillow fight, perfect! It's violent and quiet—it is on!"
[Perry hits Doofenshmirtz with pillows.]
"Aw come on, do I get to land one or not?"
[Perry hits Doofenshmirtz with a pillow again and sends him flying over to the TV.] "Ow!"
[Doofenshmirtz spits a feather out of his mouth.]
"Talk about down in the mouth...get it? It's uh...ah, whatever.
"Doofenshmirtz grabs two cushions from the couch.]
"Meet my friends, Poly and Ester!"
[Perry lands on Doofenshmirtz and knocks him over on the ground.]
"...Ow, oh! Aw man, wha...uh...not to be high maintenance, or anything, but do you mind if we could fight a little quieter? Uh, the girls are watching a movie, and I don't wanna dis...I didn't mean you have to walk away, I mean, we can continue to fight, it's just..."
[Perry hits Doofenshmirtz with a pillow.]
"Oh! A pillow fight, perfect! It's violent and quiet—it is on!"
[Perry hits Doofenshmirtz with pillows.]
"Aw come on, do I get to land one or not?"
[Perry hits Doofenshmirtz with a pillow again and sends him flying over to the TV.] "Ow!"
[Doofenshmirtz spits a feather out of his mouth.]
"Talk about down in the mouth...get it? It's uh...ah, whatever.
"Doofenshmirtz grabs two cushions from the couch.]
"Meet my friends, Poly and Ester!"
ZeldaCrossing64
"My body lie, but still I roam"
"And when you take your shoes off and throw them up on the stage... That's not cool either. I'm perfectly cool with the two shoes I have on my feet, I don't know why you do that. We're gonna send people up outside of our concerts, and if you come out and you have less than two shoes on, you're in big trouble."
QueenCobra
drinking jars of dinosaur mayonnaise
*squeaks*
“This is the sonorous war cry of a very angry frog.”
“This is the sonorous war cry of a very angry frog.”
ZeldaCrossing64
"My body lie, but still I roam"
"Give me the bird! Give me the bird!"
"If that office would only let me, I'd give 'im the birwd, awright!"
"If that office would only let me, I'd give 'im the birwd, awright!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
Waldorf (Seeing Statler holding a baby): Is that your kid?
Statler: Of course not! I’m babysitting. This is my grandson.
Waldorf: I can see the family resemblance. He looks just like you!
Baby: Yeah? Well I won’t be bald and toothless forever, you know!
(The Baby and Waldorf both laugh as Statler makes an annoyed face)
Statler: Of course not! I’m babysitting. This is my grandson.
Waldorf: I can see the family resemblance. He looks just like you!
Baby: Yeah? Well I won’t be bald and toothless forever, you know!
(The Baby and Waldorf both laugh as Statler makes an annoyed face)
ZeldaCrossing64
"My body lie, but still I roam"
"You mean you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?!"
"No, not at any time. Only when it was funny."
"No, not at any time. Only when it was funny."
Plainbluetees
Isometric Exercise!
To the tune of "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift.
"It's time for you to be tortured! Then you'll be sacrificed. (Enter Pope Francis). WHO are you?"
"Pope Francis!"
"Rahhh!"
"And by the power of Christ, I cast you out unclean spirit, leave her forever more. I command you to be gone in... the name of the Lord!"
Lorde: "Did somebody call me? I think I heard my name."
Pope Francis puts his palm to his forehead.
"I was next door recording,"
"Rahh!"
"A new song for Hunger Games."
"We're performing an exorcism!"
The demon makes an unsightly comment about Lorde's Mom's activities in Hell.
"The power of Christ compels you, demon be expelled!"
Rest in Peace Pope Francis
"It's time for you to be tortured! Then you'll be sacrificed. (Enter Pope Francis). WHO are you?"
"Pope Francis!"
"Rahhh!"
"And by the power of Christ, I cast you out unclean spirit, leave her forever more. I command you to be gone in... the name of the Lord!"
Lorde: "Did somebody call me? I think I heard my name."
Pope Francis puts his palm to his forehead.
"I was next door recording,"
"Rahh!"
"A new song for Hunger Games."
"We're performing an exorcism!"
The demon makes an unsightly comment about Lorde's Mom's activities in Hell.
"The power of Christ compels you, demon be expelled!"
Rest in Peace Pope Francis
rocketspruggs
♡ Hayley ☆
"I wonder what our family and friends are doing back on Tatooine. It feels a little strange to be so far from them, but at least we're making new friends, like you, Isabella."
"This is not a, "friend", ship, it's a spaceship, so don't invade mine."
"This is not a, "friend", ship, it's a spaceship, so don't invade mine."
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