ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"You gotta bring us back to reality!"
"Butterflies have no concern for such things."
"Butterflies have no concern for such things."
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The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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Dear Diary,
Today I played with my Dinoblazer action figures again. It was Mecharex vs. Triceraclops and Mecharex bited Triceraclops in the tail. And then Triceraclops turned around and said oh yeah well how do you like that and he shot Mecharex right in the heinie.
Today I played with my Dinoblazer action figures again. It was Mecharex vs. Triceraclops and Mecharex bited Triceraclops in the tail. And then Triceraclops turned around and said oh yeah well how do you like that and he shot Mecharex right in the heinie.
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Of course, if that's the case, I expect he'd be worshipped as a kind of God by a medieval-level society of his least-delicious children."
^ I love all of these Diary of a Wimpy Kid quotes
We’re in Mars, in a forgotten cavern abandoned by the native Martians a million years ago.
Actually, it was five years ago. I remember ‘cause I washed my socks.
We’re in Mars, in a forgotten cavern abandoned by the native Martians a million years ago.
Actually, it was five years ago. I remember ‘cause I washed my socks.
QueenCobra
Snacky daddies
“I’m right on top of that, Rose!”
ShadowLelouch97
Senior Member
"You hear that, Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier!"
Lisa, knock off that racket!
But, Dad, I’m supposed to practice an hour a day.
I’ll practice you!
You’ll practice me? What does that mean? Is it supposed to be some sort of threat?
*Homer growls angrily*
But, Dad, I’m supposed to practice an hour a day.
I’ll practice you!
You’ll practice me? What does that mean? Is it supposed to be some sort of threat?
*Homer growls angrily*
Now, son, on your first day of school, I’d like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me.
“Homer, you’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!”
Lousy, traumatic childhood!
“Homer, you’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!”
Lousy, traumatic childhood!
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Moi will play the petite mermaid.”
“Mermaids aren’t fat!”
*Baby Piggy gets angry and Kermit gets in between Skeeter and her*
“Skeeter! If you take my advice for once in your natural life, walk away.”
“Mermaids aren’t fat!”
*Baby Piggy gets angry and Kermit gets in between Skeeter and her*
“Skeeter! If you take my advice for once in your natural life, walk away.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Boys! Boys, have you seen my *****?"
(confused) "...What?"
"My ***** is on the loose! If you see it, just try to catch it with some cheese." *runs away*
"Ow... That hurt my brains."
(confused) "...What?"
"My ***** is on the loose! If you see it, just try to catch it with some cheese." *runs away*
"Ow... That hurt my brains."
