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The out of context quotes thread

'Who are you people? This is a Look-Out Post. Where's ranger McFadden?'
'i WaS jUsT hApPy To SeE sO mAnY nIcE pEoPle!'
'Quiet you drunk! Where's ranger McFadden?'
'Right here sir, right behind the drunk.'
 
So, Leela, I understand your friend here is a physician, and I’m not seeing a ring on his claw.

Mom, he’s a cockroach from outer space!
 
Beholdeth, Titanius! I cast a freeze ray upon you!

Pfft. That’s ridiculous. There’s no such thing as a freeze ray. What, you mean a cone of coldness?

Yeah, that.

No! No! Fancy men are defenseless against cone of coldness!
 
Oh, I just bet you’d like to know why I’m so angry about this dark matter shortage. I bet very much you’d like to know!

You’re right, Professor. We would like to know.

Really? I didn’t think anyone was interested.
 
Did you see anyone?

Me?

Yes, you. You’re the only one here.

If I’m the only one here, then how could I see anyone?

He’s got a point, Walt.

So does my knee. *knees him in the leg*
 
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