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The Backstory Game

In a world where everyone else is lame... there’s one cool kid who stands out amongst the rest... and the name is GOROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *John Cena theme plays*
 
The doctor stood solemnly over the ultrasound machine

"what is it doctor? Is it a boy or a girl?" asked the concerned mother

"I don't know how to tell you this ma'am but it's..." He turned around to look her in the eyes "A fanboy"

*glass shatters*
 
Basically, they had a cat. They also had a baby. They didn't know what to name the cat, but the baby always shouted "B! B!"

Thus, Bcat was born.
 
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She went to a mystical fortune teller who told her she had an aura the color of honey. She thinks honey is nice, so thus honeyaura, the nicest member of 2018, was born.
 
Suddenly materialized one day when the most sarcastic cloud of mist in existence was given sentience.
 
Once there was a cat who wanted nothing else but to visit Broadway. Because they were a cat, this task proved rather difficult. Instead, they decided to become a detective after watching Death Note, in the hopes of emulating their favorite character L. In their search for someone up to no good, they found a site called The Bell Tree. Instantly, they saw it as a veritable oasis of crime and villainy. Now they patrol The Basement with their white squirrel ally in a desperate search to give their lives meaning.
 
Once upon a time, there was a boy who sought after the most valuable of treasures: a Frost Easter Egg. Legends told that this icy relic was known to bring good fortune upon all those who owned one. One day, the boy came upon a cave with the letters "TBT" painted on the entrance. He entered and soon found a large hole completely filled with Frost Easter Eggs. He scooped up as many as he could, but the eggs were heavy and he could only carry four. The boy went to exit the cave, but found that the entrance had been sealed. Behind him, he heard a creepy voice say: "Welcome to the Bell Tree, kid."
 
Once there was this smol child who was already precious asf and a really awesome friend. But then one day she discovered the magical world of Animal Crossing, and through this whimsical game she discovered only the most adorable of marshmallows: Marshal, the smug squirrel. She loved him so dearly, her world began to revolve around him. Of course for the better; she is now a bright lass with a heart of gold, and this squirrel boi she surely adored <3


Sorry if that sounded kinda tacky, I tried xD
 
once there was a lonely girl. Every night she cried herself to sleep for fear that she would never find true love-until one day out on the tennis courts: she saw him:
His tall lean frame, His rich dark hair, enchanting beady eyes... he was perfection

Here he was: an angel in the flesh standing two feet away from her and she didn't even know his name! Breathlessly, she stared at him attempting to work up the courage to ask him his name but she was so awestruck that no words would come from her mouth.

The perfect man took notice of her and gave her a sly wink. Then his voice uttered the most beautiful sound she'd ever heard:

'WAH'

she has never been the same since...
 
once there was a lonely girl. Every night she cried herself to sleep for fear that she would never find true love-until one day out on the tennis courts: she saw him:
His tall lean frame, His rich dark hair, enchanting beady eyes... he was perfection

Here he was: an angel in the flesh standing two feet away from her and she didn't even know his name! Breathlessly, she stared at him attempting to work up the courage to ask him his name but she was so awestruck that no words would come from her mouth.

The perfect man took notice of her and gave her a sly wink. Then his voice uttered the most beautiful sound she'd ever heard:

'WAH'

she has never been the same since...

This needs to be a message on a collectible so bad lmao

- - - Post Merge - - -

Also:

Once upon a time, a mortal girl fell in love with Loki, the god of mischief. She was pure and sweet, with the heart of a Disney princess. However, Loki was a picky god and announced he wouldn't marry her unless she became famous. Thus, the girl joined a community teeming with people in hopes of achieving popularity. She worked her way up steadily, charming and befriending everyone she met. Some say she's still at it, gaining approval from those around her and hoping to finally win Loki's hand.
 
There once was a white-haired girl who became the mayor of a new town. She ran the village with grace and poise and was beloved by all it's citizens. However, though she loved the town and her villagers she always felt there was something missing.

Until one day she met him: an adorable white, fluffy squirrel. He was the cutest thing she'd ever seen in her life! Immediately she asked him to move in and he agreed. Everything was perfect! He was the apple of her eyes and she was his biggest fan!
Then one day the unthinkable happend: The squirrel said he was growing restless and wanted to leave town.
The mayor wouldn't hear of it and refused to let him leave. The Squirrel asked when he was allowed to leave. She replied 'ask again in a month.' He did so and received the same answer in return. He asked again and again yet she was firm and unyielding in her answer.

Over time the squirrel slowly began to realize the truth: He was never allowed to leave. after all, she was his biggest fangirl.
 
(I'm not good at this)

So, there was a pretty cat who wanted to be as cool as G-cat, who was a part of rap group G-Unit. Brooke was the pretty cat's name, and the only way she could be accepted into G-Unit was if she had a cool nickname similar to G-cat! She named herself B-cat (or Bcat!).

I'm sorry lol
 
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