Teach Me How To _____

[Chrysopal]

Purpose of this game is to answer the above question and then ask a question.
This game can be taken literally, figuratively, or totally humorous.

Game Example:

Person 1
"How do I fix a broken engine?"

Person 2
"By replacing your engine.
How can I heat up popcorn?"

Person 3
"Place your popcorn bowl in a volcano.
How should I react to my kittens catching mice?"

& it just continues.


I'll start it off
"How do I get used to eyeglasses?"

 

[Neb]

I recommend wearing them in short bursts throughout the day. If they become more uncomfortable than you prefer, take them off until you’re ready to continue. It takes a while, but you get used to them eventually.

How do I wake up earlier?

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Set your alarm clock to your preferred time, and don't forget to have a consistent sleep schedule!

How do I become more productive?

 

[mouthrat]

make aesthetic pinterest boards about things you like and/or want to do and pretend you're the main character of a cute tv show (i like to pretend i'm rory from gilmore girls). it helps so much i'm telling you

how should i go about confessing a crush to someone?

 

[Chrysopal]

Mail them a hand written letter confessing your passion. With a lock of your hair inside.

How do I make a better forum game?

 

[amemome]

I'd browse more threads to see what kinds of games are popular!

How should I cook my potatoes?

 

[Neb]

Throw them into an oven at 400 degrees and leave them in there for 30 minutes.

How do I study grammar?

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Take notes as you observe them in the wild. Be sure to have a degree for it too, so you can get paid since it's your job.

How do I rinse my hair properly so no shampoo is left?

 

[Chrysopal]

Invest in a power washer.

How do I stop biting my nails?

 

[Neb]

Buy a giant fake nail and bite on that instead.

How do I get back into swimming?

 

[Dim]

Return to fish

How do I live forever?

 

[Chrysopal]

Pray to the creator.

How can I grow a 900 foot tree in my lifetime?

 

[Neb]

Buy a redwood sapling and put it in your backyard. They only reach 250-300 feet, but that’s still quite tall.

 

[Dim]

How do I answer a question if the question isn’t there?

 

[Millysaurusrexjr]

You don't!

How do I stop procrastinating?

 

[Chrysopal]

Hum a song and skip along.

How do I set short-term goals?

 

[Neb]

(Oops forgot to ask a question last time).
Buy a planner and forget to fill it out.

How do I read books at a better pace?

 

[Chrysopal]

Listen to an audio book at 3x the speed.

How do I become a famous writer?

 

[Plume]

Read lots of books and think a lot

How do I get tired?

 

[rhinoo]

sleeping pills probably

how do dust up a fragile lego set?