Rock, Paper, Scissors

[[Nook]]

So basically, what you do is post any noun you like, and the poster below you will come up with another noun that will "beat" the above.

Rules
1) The noun doesn't have to be "Rock, Paper, or Scissors"
2) No Sableye or Spiritomb (if you plan to use Pokemon, that is)
3) Only one noun
4) You can only use God or any other God if the above poster posts something like "demon" or "devil" or anything of that sort
5) Please keep on topic
6) If you're new to this game, please read these rules first. Owait, they're probably just gonna keep ignoring it

Imma start: Scarf

 

[muffun]

COLOSSAL FIRE TORNADO wheee.

 

[[Nook]]

NOOK used Wave!

 

[muffun]

Go! Flotation device!

 

[[Nook]]

NOOK used....Malfunction...err...Power!

 

[muffun]

wat

MUFFUN USED MONEY. MONEY + POWER = CORRUPTION

 

[[Nook]]

Nook used Money Burn.

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

VERONICA USED SOCIALISM

 

[[Nook]]

HERMIT POWER BLAHHH

 

[muffun]

GO, INTERACTIONS WITH PEOPLE

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

WORLDWIDE PANDEMIC

 

[[Nook]]

SWINE FLU CURE

 

[muffun]

NEW VARIATION OF SWINE FLU

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

DOCTOR MARIO'S STASH OF PILLS

 

[crazyredd45]

Very ill person who needs all the pills

 

[Psychonaut]

THE MAN who wants to keep us down.

 

[[Nook]]

THE WOMAN who wants to keep her up.

 

[Psychonaut]

the woman's aunt flo

 

[williamd]

uhhh...IMA FIRIN MEH LASAR!!!!!beat that

 

[[Nook]]

Intelligent people.