It ain't "bob wire". It's "barbed wire". It's got barbs. It ain't got bobs! NO BOBS!
People don't drink "expresso." It's "espresso." "Expresso" ain't even a thing! Don't ya forget it!
They call it "cole" slaw, not "cold" slaw.
Ya know how sometimes you get to a point in a conversation where the whole thing's a "mute" point?
Well it ain't on mute! The point's "moot"! "MOOT"! Like a cow! Ya can't mute a cow!
Ya know when ya say somethin' happened 'cause some other thing caused it?
Like "I chalked up his resttin' ways to not knowin' the rules"... Ya ever hear that one before?
Notice how I said "chalk", not "chuck." That's 'cause I ain't throwin' nothin'. "Chuck" means "throw."
A really bad headache is called a "migraine," not a "mindgrain."
It's painful, but it ain't some fancy health food for your noggin!
BELIEVE ME; I'D KNOW!
When ya don't care 'bout somethin', ya "couldn't care less." If ya "could care less," that means ya still care.
It ain't that tough. "Couldn't care" means ya don't care. Stop carin' 'bout stuff ya don't care 'bout!
Ya don't get a "new leash on life." Ya get a "new lease." A "new lease" means you're excited 'bout livin'.
New leash? That means ya got a new pet or somethin'!