...oh crap.
I have this exact same problem. and my joysticks also show as completely stationary when I calibrate them
there is literally no way I can afford new joycons, they're dummy expensive and I don't even think nintendo does repairs in europe.
I'm screwed aren't I? I bet I'm screwed
edit: just wanted to add my condolences to op, hopefully we can get through this together man. I'm going to see if there's anywhere I can buy the alcohol online
edit 2: a solution that could work is changing your button mapping so that you move with the right joystick, it would be crap for some games like smash but for animal crossing I can see it working. works as a temporary fix at least ;;
I have this exact same problem. and my joysticks also show as completely stationary when I calibrate them
there is literally no way I can afford new joycons, they're dummy expensive and I don't even think nintendo does repairs in europe.
I'm screwed aren't I? I bet I'm screwed
edit: just wanted to add my condolences to op, hopefully we can get through this together man. I'm going to see if there's anywhere I can buy the alcohol online
edit 2: a solution that could work is changing your button mapping so that you move with the right joystick, it would be crap for some games like smash but for animal crossing I can see it working. works as a temporary fix at least ;;
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