Pirate or Ninja?

Would you be a PIRATE or NINJA?


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Who wants to be a pirate, seriously... Obv 3 people.. >>
 
Screw ninjas. I mean they got acrobatics and some combat skills. How is that a way to live?

I'd totally be a pirate, the open seas is the way to be. I wouldn't be one of those scurvy infested dirty ones either, I'd be the kind living it up, on some deserted island somewhere. Have the ship anchored and only make short run excursions to capture prey, otherwise fish, swim, eat fresh fruit and tan all day :-p

Paradise.

What do ninjas get? Some secret mountain or forest layer? And what do they do there? Train all day because being a ninja requires perfect fitness. Not so for pirates, no i get to lay on the beach because I have a lovely invention called a gun, and cannon :-p
 
Screw ninjas. I mean they got acrobatics and some combat skills. How is that a way to live?

I'd totally be a pirate, the open seas is the way to be. I wouldn't be one of those scurvy infested dirty ones either, I'd be the kind living it up, on some deserted island somewhere. Have the ship anchored and only make short run excursions to capture prey, otherwise fish, swim, eat fresh fruit and tan all day :-p

Paradise.

What do ninjas get? Some secret mountain or forest layer? And what do they do there? Train all day because being a ninja requires perfect fitness. Not so for pirates, no i get to lay on the beach because I have a lovely invention called a gun, and cannon :-p


All until a Ninja sneaks on them and slits their throat. Or throws a Kunai from the shadows.
 
Screw ninjas. I mean they got acrobatics and some combat skills. How is that a way to live?

I'd totally be a pirate, the open seas is the way to be. I wouldn't be one of those scurvy infested dirty ones either, I'd be the kind living it up, on some deserted island somewhere. Have the ship anchored and only make short run excursions to capture prey, otherwise fish, swim, eat fresh fruit and tan all day :-p

Paradise.

What do ninjas get? Some secret mountain or forest layer? And what do they do there? Train all day because being a ninja requires perfect fitness. Not so for pirates, no i get to lay on the beach because I have a lovely invention called a gun, and cannon :-p

But the ninjas stay in shape! The pirates get fat and die D:
 
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